Too many kids think condoms are nasty and vulgar, instead of as something that can save your life. — Lisa Lopes Copy Share Image
“To some believers, being on the pill or using a condom is a nonverbal way of telling God to go to hell.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Poking holes in your parents condoms so there's someone else to do the dishes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know you're in love when you wear condoms while having sex with other women. — Owen Wilson Copy Share Image
Wrestling is very similar to gay sex, but you don't have to wear condoms. — Jack Barakat Copy Share Image
“I need to go to the store and pick up some condoms. But first I need to pick up some women.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Condoms are like women...most of the time they're pretty annoying, but you need them to get laid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bought a packet of Trojan® Ultra Pleasure Extra Sensitive condoms: ‘No. 1 in AMERICA’. They smell nothing like a positive first… — Joe Dunthorne Copy Share Image
A new study has been released disproving the myth that condoms diminish sexual pleasure for men. The study was published in this… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
I've heard the sound of 70 condoms being scraped over the floor at the British Museum. It feels like being an adventurer.… — Herbert Copy Share Image
“She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That’s life. That’s love. That’s fiscally… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
Rick Santorum doesn't like sex. He doesn't like the pill. He really doesn't like condoms. He said if men are going to… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
About President Bush's stand against condoms, condoms will not protect you from AIDS . So to just throw a bunch of condoms… — Christine O'Donnell Copy Share Image
Condoms should be marked in 3 sizes: jumbo, colossal and super colossal, so that men do not have to go in and… — Barbara Seaman Copy Share Image
“The only man I hadn’t ever used condoms with had been Trace and since he’d steadfastly refused to bottom for me, I’d… — Sloane Kennedy Copy Share Image
What if condoms worked 100% of the time, periodes never came, and chololate never ran out — Kenzie-ann Copy Share Image
“I'm gonna need a strap-on, a dildo, some lube, condoms, and more of that tequila.” — Kendall Grey Copy Share Image
Today I'm poking holes in condoms and passing them out at Wal-Mart. Happy Friday the 13th. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Some men would not still be HIV negative or alive, if they had managed to sleep with some of the women with… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“No matter what those sex-ed teachers say about how great condoms are, there's not a condom in the world to protect you… — Natasha Friend Copy Share Image
“Oh my god! Oh no, no, no, no. The condoms. Hugh had seen the condoms. She wanted to bury her head under… — Robin Bielman Copy Share Image
“Nanahara: Where are you going, Boss? Yashiro: To the convenience store. Whenever I buy all the condoms they have in stock and… — Kou Yoneda Copy Share Image
condoms are about as effective against AIDS as a twenty-four-chamber gun instead of a six-chamber gun when playing Russian roulette. — Peter Kreeft Copy Share Image
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore... A friend of mine was wearing one yesterday when he got stabbed by the woman's husband. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I carry condoms in my purse, even though I haven't had sex in a long time. I'm hoping for luck! And I… — Sharon Stone Copy Share Image
We live in a culture in which condoms can be handed out in schools and Bibles can't. And I think that tells… — Janet E. Smith Copy Share Image
“AIDS would have claimed fewer lives if we had publicly recommended what I wish to call ‘The Presumption of Sickness,’ i.e., the… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Asian women love me, I look like David Duchovny. In kindergarten, used to put some condoms in my cubby. In case one… — Mac Miller Copy Share Image
“I held my bag open and he dropped Jenks inside. "Hey!" the pixy protested, and then, "Tink's little pink dildo, Rache? Haven't… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
I know the Pope is opposed to the use of condoms. All I can say is, I am a spiritual man and… — Tom Hanks Copy Share Image
Television executives are afraid to advertise condoms that could save lives, but do not blush about telecasting a National Geographic special on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Because Clare had never let the fact that Mark didn't have a father in his life get in the way of sex… — lisa henry Copy Share Image
Imagine if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom & there was a picture of a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Is it a recent occurrence that women have tried to control when and if they reproduced? Absolutely not. By 2000 B.C., there… — Karen DeCrow Copy Share Image
“A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
