Don't throw me teddy-bears, I'm 23! I'm a man! Throw me condoms or money! Paper, not coins. — Robbie Williams Copy Share Image
Dear guys who say condoms are uncomfortable, I've heard giving birth is pretty uncomfortable too... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Condoms will break, but I can assure you that vows of abstinence will break more easily than condoms. — Joycelyn Elders Copy Share Image
Relations are like condoms.. Putting it when ur r usng nd removng it after using …… — Vishal Copy Share Image
“Stop hiding condoms in my stuff. It's like some twisted Easter egg hunt in there.” — Alyxandra Harvey Copy Share Image
I have a couple of 'doing caps' in my wallet. That's what I call condoms. — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
Things that probably shouldn't be broken: 1. Hearts 2. Promises 3. Condoms — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Boys who say condoms are uncomfortable, I've heard giving birth is pretty uncomfortable too — Miranda H Copy Share Image
“You don't really have to fallin love with him, but he's not a terrible option for a fling. As long as you… — Sarah Mlynowski Copy Share Image
“Condoms instantly shot to the number-one position on my mental list of must-find survival supplies, far ahead of food, water, and a… — Mike Mullin Copy Share Image
“How is it that mankind can engineer condoms to prevent pregnancy and STDs and not be able to invent some sort of… — Daria Snadowsky Copy Share Image
“Dean opened the glove compartment and took out a package of condoms. “You keep condoms in there?” I asked. “It is called… — Nina Lane Copy Share Image
“Then he would get into a plane and leave the field wide open; the field was crammed with paralegals, all of them… — Lydia Millet Copy Share Image
“It's like you have a special skill when it comes to finding condoms. Seriously. They must fall out of the sky whenever… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
Real WOMEN dont need CONDOMS b'coz they ask their men for Blood check-ups but other WOMEN will coz they know that their… — Junior Dè Rèál Testament Copy Share Image
“Holy shit... but we were using condoms." Pink tinged her cheeks. "Not the weekend at the lodge." He leaned over and lowered… — Katie Ashley Copy Share Image
Walgreens, Rite Aid, CVS and Wal-Mart have all figured out the evolution of life and they grabbed all the products that are… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
“One day, while at the drugstore picking up some aspirin for my Mom, dear old Mrs. Burns, our pharmacist, shoved a pack… — Ramona Wray Copy Share Image
We're doing a great disservice to our young people because the only protection is abstinence, as condoms have been proven fallible. The… — Christine O'Donnell Copy Share Image
“Condoms ribbed for extrasensitivity. The last thing I need is extrasensitivity. Here are condoms lined with a topical anesthetic for prolonged action.… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“I didn't eat." "What difference does that make?" "I'm not like you. I can't recharge by feeding off someone. I need food."… — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
“Olsons P.I. 'Kenny Jones' as he approaches a barman in a notorious Bangkok Gay bar as part of an investigation - 'I… — Warren Olson Copy Share Image
“Okay. I don't know how we're going to do this. If I'm not in you inside of five minutes, I'm going to… — Lisa Marie Rice Copy Share Image
If condoms and potentially microbicides can prevent millions of deaths [from AIDS], they should be made more widely available. I know that… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
“I struggled not to laugh at the brand-new bottle of lube in his left hand and the unopened box of condoms in… — TJ Klune Copy Share Image
“ It's not enough just to buy condoms, Cassidy; you have to use them. ” — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
![“If condoms and potentially microbicides can prevent millions of deaths [from AIDS], they should be made more widely available. I know that there are those who, out of sincere religious conviction, oppose such measures. And with these folks, I must respectfully but unequivocally disagree.” quote by Barack Obama](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/072/barack-obama-17_aids_if-condoms-and-potentially-microbicides_2509576.jpg)
