There are three sizes of condoms: Small, Medium and Liar.

So, did the costume come with a condom, or is that sold separately?

— Rachel Vincent

Arnold Schwarzenegger looks like a brown condom full of walnuts.

— Clive James

But certainly in Uganda, Mozambique and South Africa, people don't really talk about sex and certainly religious leaders - some of them - up…

— Emma Thompson

In your twenties, I think you should have all of the sex that you're inclined to have, as long as you're safe about it.…

— Sarah Silverman

You should probably buy your condoms before your next wild vacation to Denmark. The Danish word for condom is Svangerskabsforebyggendemiddel. Try saying that one…

— Kevin McCarty

“It’s a condom, Kade, because if you’re going to act like a dick, you might as well dress like one,”

— Christine Zolendz

Logan, why aren't you wearing protection?" The radio crackled, and then came Logan's voice. "I have 'protection' in my bag," he said. "But as…

— Jill Shalvis

You should put a condomn on your head. if yr gna act lika dick - you might as well dress like one !

— Jm

“The guy who doesn't wear a seat belt doesn't wear a condom. You should put one on.”

— Chris Kasparoza

“... I believe strongly in condoms. They avert babies and disease. They make you seem responsible, not slutty. They make the girl relax too,…

— Carrie Mesrobian

Ranger cradled my face in his hands, using his thumbs to wipe the tears from my eyes. "The ceremony is over. Can you make…

— Janet Evanovich

Some words have multiple meanings. Scholastic, aware that I'm allergic to preservatives, kindly got someone to translate the phrase "I can only eat food…

— Maggie Stiefvater

There is a great deal of political pressure to only talk about abstinence, and to deny support for condoms and education on using them.…

— Hillary Clinton

Bracelets with white symbols?” Michael made the question casual; in fact, he bent his head and concentrated on tuning his guitar, not that it…

— Rachel Caine

“Speaking of which, about assuming you had a condom—I just meant that you, with your experience, would be prepared for responsible sex, even if…

— Roberta Pearce