“Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it.” — Andrew Smith Copy Share Image
WHENM LIFE BRINGS YA CONDOMS WHY NOT PUT THEM ON ALL THE DICK HEADS OUT THERE — Jessie Riley Copy Share Image
Some want prayer in school, some want condoms. Printing prayers on condoms satisfies nobody. — Marshall Fritz Copy Share Image
“I would rather make love than war, but only because condoms kill millions of lives more enjoyably.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
If we can just get young people to do the same as their fathers did, that is, wear condoms — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
“Would you rather be a Trojan or a tiger?”… “Now what’s this about condoms or tigers?” — Kendare Blake Copy Share Image
Fifty-six percent of all women carry condoms. The other 44% carry babies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Could be an amazing product, sell like condoms at a high school prom, donuts at a police convention, sunscreen on a Caribbean… — Dennis Vickers Copy Share Image
“I'd inquired him about being safe, he had reached into the drawer of the beside table and drawn out a satin-lined box… — April Lindner Copy Share Image
You should probably buy your condoms before your next wild vacation to Denmark. The Danish word for condom is Svangerskabsforebyggendemiddel. Try saying… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
People that don't reuse water bottles and plastic bags are just as bad as the ones who don't reuse condoms.We have to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“No sun cream or condoms, just in case you’re looking at the lady-boys. There’s plenty of AIDS lingering about and every STD… — Simon Palmer Copy Share Image
“Condoms aren’t a hundred percent you know,” he reminds me calmly. My mind flashes to a certain episode of Friends, and I… — Chantal Fernando Copy Share Image
The great thing about glow-in-the-dark condoms is that if you get up in the middle of the night to raid the fridge,you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The routine promotion of condoms through advertising has been stopped by networks who are so hypocritically priggish that they refuse to describe… — Henry Waxman Copy Share Image
“A gentleman who doesn't have the physical and/or emotional sensitivity to use condoms couldn't possibly possess the self-confidence required to fully procure… — Inga Muscio Copy Share Image
There is not only a lack of success for condoms. It's worse than that - they are utter failures. — Wendy Wright Copy Share Image
“Having sex with a condom is like eating chocolate with the wrap on.” — Ahmed Mostafa Copy Share Image
I wonder what the job titles are at Trojan Condoms? Gap Analyst? Lubrication Assistant? Package Consultant? Lol any ideas? — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
“We're not buying Sam's Club condoms,” said Owen. “Their trash bags don't even work.” — Sarah Dunn Copy Share Image
“Men who refuse to use condoms do not deserve to be fucked by anyone but other men who refuse to use condoms.” — Inga Muscio Copy Share Image
'Condoms are cheaper than diapers,' you know what's cheaper than condoms? Being unattractive, score one for me! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is history in condoms, there is history in lampshades, there is history in everything. — Norman Davies Copy Share Image
If Michael Jordan made condoms, most of these niggas would finally start wearing one — Hawi Copy Share Image
They tried to take my swag, I got condoms in my condominium. What you know about that, I'm balling like leukemia. — 2 Chainz Copy Share Image
“I live dangerously enough. Now what's this about condoms or tigers?” — Kendare Blake Copy Share Image
With so many girls pregnant at school, condoms should be on the supply list. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
Condoms: If you are not 100% satisfied with our product, Happy Fathers Day! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Friends are like condoms they are their for you when things get hard — Alanna Woodward (mee Copy Share Image
“Tink’s little pink dildo, Rache! Haven’t you gotten rid of those condoms yet? They got a shelf life, you know.” — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
Dear men why do yall wear condoms that are too big, Im going to find out anyway — Treneice716 Copy Share Image
Condoms are just like parents...they are there to protect you, but usually it's more fun when they're not around. — Carlos De'shawn Banks Copy Share Image
“She also said you were almost out of condoms and should pick up some more. And to not forget her special cream… — Eve Langlais Copy Share Image
I love kids just because they are the only one who remind me to buy condoms. — Shiney Hay Copy Share Image
“Her eyes teared up. “Condoms aren’t one hundred percent effective.” “Birth control is,” I shot back.” — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
They say let's go half on a baby, but I'm like fuck that let's go half on these condoms... — Lonniedagreat Copy Share Image
