There's no great secret or plan, I just think I'm funny and I want to make people laugh. — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
Being a comedian is probably the only job apart from undertaking that isn't age restricted. — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
I'm not the sort of comedian who wants to make audiences think about politics. I'm not clever in that way. — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
Audiences want comedy that has no venom. They want to have a laugh without it becoming twee. — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
A lot of people have got into it because of money, but true comedians do it because they can't help it, and… — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
It's funny how comedy is, you look at people like French and Saunders, when they started out they were very alternative. A… — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
If something doesn't feel right comedically I won't budge on it. You just have to dig your heels in and fight for… — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
The one thing we pride ourselves on the most with writing 'Car Share' is that it's hard to predict what's going to… — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
I'm not the sort of comedian who wants to make audiences think about politics. I'm not clever in that way. — Peter Kay Copy Share
Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date? — Peter Kay Copy Share
My mum can't watch 'Car Share' - well she does, but she says, 'Peter I can't enjoy it because you're not watching the road.' — Peter Kay Copy Share
Audiences want comedy that has no venom. They want to have a laugh without it becoming twee. — Peter Kay Copy Share
I never thought I'd write one book, let alone three. I'm absolutely delighted and every night, thank the good lord for spell check. — Peter Kay Copy Share
It's lonely being stuck in a hotel in London for two nights. Even a couple of nights away from the children is awful. — Peter Kay Copy Share
Do I miss him? Of course I do. Every day. His death was devastating, he was just 51. But you know, in my stand-up… — Peter Kay Copy Share
It's about self-sacrifice. Since having children, I've worked, but I've maintained the balance of being at home as well. — Peter Kay Copy Share
