There's no great secret or plan, I just think I'm funny and I want to make people laugh. — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
In showbiz one minute you're up there making thousands of people laugh, next minute you're picking up toffees, you know it's real… — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
A lot of series tend to go on for one series too many, especially with comedies, and I think people say 'ooh,… — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
People often ask what I think of Michael McIntyre. I think he's funny. He's a nice bloke. — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
I like interesting casting, and casting people who you think might be slightly different in parts. — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
I'm always freaking people out because I'll be out somewhere and I'll hear someone say something and then later on I'll say… — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
A lot of people have got into it because of money, but true comedians do it because they can't help it, and… — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
Sometimes people say, 'Oh I'm surprised you'd be in Staples buying a plastic box, I thought you'd have a servant to do… — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
I knew I could make people laugh but I was frightened of doing it. I thought, 'What if I'm crap, what if… — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
It's funny how comedy is, you look at people like French and Saunders, when they started out they were very alternative. A… — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
I loved doing 'Pop Factor,' though I know a lot of people were a bit uncomfortable with that, what with me playing… — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
That's basically all my act is - it's just listening all the time and watching for what people do with their hands… — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
I'm not the sort of comedian who wants to make audiences think about politics. I'm not clever in that way. — Peter Kay Copy Share
Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date? — Peter Kay Copy Share
My mum can't watch 'Car Share' - well she does, but she says, 'Peter I can't enjoy it because you're not watching the road.' — Peter Kay Copy Share
Audiences want comedy that has no venom. They want to have a laugh without it becoming twee. — Peter Kay Copy Share
I never thought I'd write one book, let alone three. I'm absolutely delighted and every night, thank the good lord for spell check. — Peter Kay Copy Share
It's lonely being stuck in a hotel in London for two nights. Even a couple of nights away from the children is awful. — Peter Kay Copy Share
Do I miss him? Of course I do. Every day. His death was devastating, he was just 51. But you know, in my stand-up… — Peter Kay Copy Share
It's about self-sacrifice. Since having children, I've worked, but I've maintained the balance of being at home as well. — Peter Kay Copy Share
