Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks. Thou art indeed an all-round family entertainer. — Rowan Atkinson Copy Share Image
21 years old and I still laugh every time the ketchup bottle makes a fart noise. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In the darkest of times, laughter helps revolutionize our perspective. — Phil Callaway Copy Share Image
I don't do plays without jokes anymore. I've retired from those plays. I think it's bad manners to invite people to sit… — Bill Nighy Copy Share Image
I don't like grouper fish. Well, they're okay. They hang around star fish. Because they're grouper fish. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Stand-up comedy is all you. It's your show, it's your game. You control every aspect of it - of that experience and… — Bryan Callen Copy Share Image
Having a sense of humor has served me more than it has hurt me - just in the sense that it has… — Dee Dee Myers Copy Share Image
“Heyday, now that is a funny word ain't it? Part of a heyday is, you don't never know you are having yourself… — Lee Smith Copy Share Image
Seahawks beat Cardinals, 58-0. If Patriots beat Texans, 58-0, it will be first time in NFL history there were two 58-0 games… — Norman Chad Copy Share Image
“They have no sense of humour whatsoever – even Bunty has a sense of humour compared with our hosts. They have united… — Kate Atkinson Copy Share Image
I just watched a ton of comedy and saw a ton of different styles, and eventually you think, 'Oh, yeah, I could… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
“I found myself surrounded by really old veterans wearing hats that said, "Retired Marine - SEMPER FI." These hats didn't appear to… — Mollie Gross Copy Share Image
On the field, you have to be aggressive; you're thinking how to get the better of a situation. It's not that I… — Yuvraj Singh Copy Share Image
I think people need to laugh everyday. Whether the economy is good or bad, I think the most important thing is to… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I just may laugh at different things than most people. I laugh at mistakes. I laugh at how you recover from mistakes.… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
When you're on stage performing stand-up, things only happen one time. I've done bits where I improv a joke, and people are… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
As a performer, you get your 'thing.' You're the deadpan comedian, or the mad one, or the sexy one, and then you… — Lenny Henry Copy Share Image
That was my dad's sense of, you know, laughing at himself, laughing at existence, the universe, all of it and not being… — John Buffalo Mailer Copy Share Image
Like his admirer Samuel Beckett, Johnson locates his voices among conditions of such deprivation that even the most miserable memories are gilded… — James Marcus Copy Share Image
In life you have two choices. You can laugh or you can cry. You have to laugh, you have to. — Mariska Hargitay Copy Share Image
“People always find it amusing when they see a friend suffering, Stig thought.” — John Flanagan Copy Share Image
“Then they would both dissolve in giggles, bowing in their mirth to the awful hopelessness of it all.” — Armistead Maupin Copy Share Image
Laugh as much as you choose, but you will not laugh me out of my opinion. — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
I felt that mainstream comedy caters to men and people don't even notice. — Rose Matafeo Copy Share Image
I like romantic comedy as a genre, but I think it can get stuck in its ways. — Zooey Deschanel Copy Share Image
The ability to be funny in real life and be funny onstage or onscreen are two different things. — Janelle James Copy Share Image
