I have to view life comically. It's the only way I could get through it. — John Pinette Copy Share Image
If you go to Bed Bath & Beyond without a coupon, people will wonder if you're OK. — John Pinette Copy Share Image
The best way to become a better stand-up guy is to take a break from it and do other things. — John Pinette Copy Share Image
A great deal of my comedy comes from the trials and tribulations of growing up a big kid in the Boston area. — John Pinette Copy Share Image
I just feel like there are a lot of funny things that happen in this world and I guess that's for the… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
My philosophy in life is just to laugh as much as possible through the good and the bad - to laugh at… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
Any kind of change in your life creates more material for me, because I say in my act 'It ain't comedy, it's… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
I have issues with food and weight and I can make that funny. The audience loves it. I have fun with it. — John Pinette Copy Share Image
People have been trained to believe that comedy is the five- and 10-minute segments that you see on TV. But in 10… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
My routine isn't so much dreaming up the comedy as just seeing what happens to me. I seem to be leading a… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
When I moved from Boston to L.A., I floundered. I definitely did time at the Improv and the Comedy Store, making 20… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
I made $225.81 a week as an accountant, and I went to $400 a week as a stand-up. I was up to $800 a… — John Pinette Copy Share
I was an accountant for six months, and for the last three, I didn't do much work. — John Pinette Copy Share
All I'm really doing is talking about going on diets and... just about being a big guy. Why should that be any different from… — John Pinette Copy Share
My philosophy in life is just to laugh as much as possible through the good and the bad - to laugh at the tragedies… — John Pinette Copy Share
I'm one of the larger mammals. Everyone in my family was large, mom and dad, my two older sisters. If you meet a skinny… — John Pinette Copy Share
The guy who made the shoes for 'Hairspray' said putting shoes on me was like putting a pump on a ham. I found out… — John Pinette Copy Share
I want to talk about being a big guy... it's not a fat joke. It's a joke about living the way you live. — John Pinette Copy Share
I'd done the movie 'The Punisher,' and Travolta was in that, though we didn't have scenes together. We met at the premiere and he's… — John Pinette Copy Share
I denied my comic thing there for awhile. I always made people laugh, but my family said that's not the real world, I had… — John Pinette Copy Share
