I watch a lot of CNN and the Food Network. Now, I'm learning how to cook healthy - when I was a… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
I have issues with food and weight and I can make that funny. The audience loves it. I have fun with it. — John Pinette Copy Share Image
Vegans go to the store and they buy 50,000-pound bags of almonds. And they make it into stuff they wish they could… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
You go out, you order a steak. What do they do? They bring you a salad. They don't even charge you anything… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
I was raised to believe you eat hamburgers, mashed potatoes and gravy, and cheesecake for dessert. In California they eat tofu burgers,… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
I eat healthy. The only problem is late-night eating. It's the Sumo Diet, they eat and go to sleep and that's how… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
At home, I have a healthy regular diet... But on the road, you find yourself at 11 o'clock at night, after a… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
I went a nutritionist... I walk into his office he goes, 'Well, the good news is, you can have all the salad… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
In my case, I don't eat a lot before a show. I eat after. But I do two shows and it becomes… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
I tried the low-carb bread. Have you tried it? It's horrible. I tasted it. I thought the wrapper was still on. It's… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
I made $225.81 a week as an accountant, and I went to $400 a week as a stand-up. I was up to $800 a… — John Pinette Copy Share
I was an accountant for six months, and for the last three, I didn't do much work. — John Pinette Copy Share
All I'm really doing is talking about going on diets and... just about being a big guy. Why should that be any different from… — John Pinette Copy Share
My philosophy in life is just to laugh as much as possible through the good and the bad - to laugh at the tragedies… — John Pinette Copy Share
I'm one of the larger mammals. Everyone in my family was large, mom and dad, my two older sisters. If you meet a skinny… — John Pinette Copy Share
The guy who made the shoes for 'Hairspray' said putting shoes on me was like putting a pump on a ham. I found out… — John Pinette Copy Share
I want to talk about being a big guy... it's not a fat joke. It's a joke about living the way you live. — John Pinette Copy Share
I'd done the movie 'The Punisher,' and Travolta was in that, though we didn't have scenes together. We met at the premiere and he's… — John Pinette Copy Share
I denied my comic thing there for awhile. I always made people laugh, but my family said that's not the real world, I had… — John Pinette Copy Share
