I think stand is better now than it's ever been. I think it's the greatest time ever to do standup comedy. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I've actually been doing stand up for more than 20 years. I started in 1988. It's almost 30 years! Which is crazy. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I'm a nightclub comic. That's what I do. I work in the clubs uncensored because my mind is uncensored, and those are… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I really never thought people would think that I was funny, I thought (my friends) thought I was funny because I was… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Not all comedy clubs or situations are ideal, especially when you're first coming up and I think that's good for you. Eventually… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I think comedy because of the Internet it has a bigger audience, a bigger fan base. It has fans that understand comedy… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I always do that at the end of shows, like a Q&A session. First of all it lets people know that this… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Comedy is a funny thing, and it's really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I think there is more comedians now than ever, more venues now than ever. There are stand-ups who live in towns where… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I'm really happy that I've been able to make people laugh and distract them from their day to day bullshit at a… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
When you're standing around for an hour doing stand up it's no big deal but when you're standing around watching a show… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
If I could make the same amount of money doing standup it would be no contest. The problem is that if you… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
A comic, all they have to do is, if you do something funny in a comedy club and you put it up… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Now obviously popularity isn't everything when it comes to stand up comedy, but the art form itself is better today than it… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I was like, "This is a new thing that the gay people have decided? That's the gayest thing I've ever heard in… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
The two things I understand best are stand-up comedy and martial arts. And those things require an ultimate grasp of the truth.… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
So many times I've done a CD, and then the week after I record it, I've got this new tagline that's killer.… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Comedy shows in D.C. are so much fun. I think because of the intense area that is connected to politics that people… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
You do what you're supposed to do, but you have to be honest about what they're doing. When you do a comedy… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
The beautiful thing about podcasting is it's just talking. It can be funny, or it can be terrifying. It can be sweet.… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
When you snatch little pieces of other people's lives and try to palm them off as your own, that's more disgusting than… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Cities are natural, that's why they're everywhere. It's not like there's only one city, and everybody's like 'What the f**k is this?' No, cities… — Joe Rogan Copy Share
When you're standing around for an hour doing stand up it's no big deal but when you're standing around watching a show for an… — Joe Rogan Copy Share
I think comedy because of the Internet it has a bigger audience, a bigger fan base. It has fans that understand comedy more than… — Joe Rogan Copy Share
What's interesting about science is that we're constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities… — Joe Rogan Copy Share
A comic, all they have to do is, if you do something funny in a comedy club and you put it up on you… — Joe Rogan Copy Share
It's been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do… — Joe Rogan Copy Share
Every single religion that has ever been on the face of the Earth, ever, is a cult. That’s all they are. — Joe Rogan Copy Share
Peter Joseph is asking the questions and proposing the possible solutions that we should be demanding from the elected leaders of this crazy world.… — Joe Rogan Copy Share
I realized a long time ago that instead of being jealous you can be inspired and appreciative. It carries more energy to you... That… — Joe Rogan Copy Share
The mind is the most important thing of the big picture and no one has a stronger mindset than amateur wrestlers. — Joe Rogan Copy Share
