I love stand-up, but the process of writing is a little more lonely. I want to keep doing both, though. — Jack Whitehall Copy Share Image
Oh, you wanna do a little bit of roleplay? Could you just play dead? — Jack Whitehall Copy Share Image
Part of doing stand-up is to get things off your chest. It's a bit like being in a psychiatrist's chair - but… — Jack Whitehall Copy Share Image
I don't like comedians who don't have conviction, and with stand-up, it is always best to have an angle. — Jack Whitehall Copy Share Image
If I'm in an uncomfortable situation, I think I can say something funny to defuse it. Sometimes you can't. — Jack Whitehall Copy Share Image
I've never laughed a woman into bed, but I've laughed one out of bed many times. — Jack Whitehall Copy Share Image
This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories... if you lick it. — Jack Whitehall Copy Share Image
For the first six months of my stand-up career, I was talking like Danny Dyer. I was doing a lot of 'alright… — Jack Whitehall Copy Share Image
I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out. I say 'bought', I actually stole it off a short,… — Jack Whitehall Copy Share Image
I did a gig at a comedy club in Bournemouth where they served a buffet while the acts were on. There was… — Jack Whitehall Copy Share Image
I've definitely become smuttier. When I first started out, I had these aspirations: 'I'm not going to do jokes about anything crude because I'm… — Jack Whitehall Copy Share
Once you start doing a lot, you don't ever want to stop working. It feels weird if you're not doing something. — Jack Whitehall Copy Share
If I could look like anyone, it would be Jamie Redknapp - even up close, he's amazing. — Jack Whitehall Copy Share
I was the first person in the world to audition for 'The Hobbit'. The casting director told me that when I went in. That's… — Jack Whitehall Copy Share
This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories... if you lick it. — Jack Whitehall Copy Share
I want to write a film. I need to think of the right idea and focus on that; I love writing. — Jack Whitehall Copy Share
I love Downton Abbey. It's just great. My mother giving birth to me was just like Lady Sybil giving birth, except that there wasn't… — Jack Whitehall Copy Share
I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out. I say 'bought', I actually stole it off a short, fat ginger… — Jack Whitehall Copy Share
Society is so divided in its perception of public school people. Most people who went to public school behave in the right way, but… — Jack Whitehall Copy Share
I have got a fantastic life and I just like to get on with it, and I am quite a private person. — Jack Whitehall Copy Share
When I'm on stage, I'm quite over the top - I'm quite flamboyant and camp. — Jack Whitehall Copy Share
Some comics have long routines to get them in the mood - I just prefer to sit down, write out the same jokes in… — Jack Whitehall Copy Share
