There is nothing quite as loud as the silence of an audience when a comedian is on stage. — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
How I've fed my kids over the years is by doing stand-up comedy in clubs. — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
I always think stand-up is the most brutal environment for a comedian. — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
My job is to make people laugh. If I've upset them instead, then I haven't done my job properly. — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
I find it pressurising coming to the Voodoo Rooms to do my hour of comedy. — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
Edinburgh is the most pressurised environment to do comedy. You get an hour. There's no compere. You'd better be on the money… — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
I am not a natural show-off. Some of the monster comedians are terrifyingly assured, and I don't have that, and that's held… — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
I just talk about the funny things in my life, and the idea is that my observations reflect the lives of my… — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
All kids should vote - it gives them the opportunity to whinge afterwards because you can't complain if you haven't voted. — Dominic Holland Copy Share
When I phoned up and said, 'Mum, I'm doing a 52-date national tour with Eddie Izzard,' she said 'That's nice, dear. How are you?' — Dominic Holland Copy Share
I got heckled by a woman, and my riposte fixed upon her unfortunate hair texture, only for her to remove her wig and reveal… — Dominic Holland Copy Share
Because it's such a good car, I think we'll have a Multipla till the kids leave home, which is tragic because I could probably… — Dominic Holland Copy Share
Where I live in south London, it is a very Tory area, so a Labour vote is a wasted vote. My leanings would certainly… — Dominic Holland Copy Share
Growing up, I was always enthralled by Ronnie Barker. He made my dad howl with laughter, which always intrigued me, and he had the… — Dominic Holland Copy Share
Edinburgh is the most pressurised environment to do comedy. You get an hour. There's no compere. You'd better be on the money straight away;… — Dominic Holland Copy Share
My Fiat Multipla is bright green - it looks like a frog. I look like a monkey, so between the two of us, we… — Dominic Holland Copy Share
I've been recognised in garages. I'll be paying for my petrol, and I'll see this guy looking at me, thinking, 'Is it him?' Then… — Dominic Holland Copy Share
The garden is something I always try to get into, but it always beats me. — Dominic Holland Copy Share
