My CD, my first release, was at the Comedy Works in Denver, one of the best clubs in the country. — Ari Shaffir Copy Share Image
If you like a conversational style of comedy, if you like comedy that's a little dangerous, I'm your guy. — Ari Shaffir Copy Share Image
I think you're a comedian as soon as you start. I don't think there's a moment where you become a full comic. — Ari Shaffir Copy Share Image
At The Comedy Store, night after night, the crowds are fuller. It used to be Tuesday at 9 you'd have to start… — Ari Shaffir Copy Share Image
I worked for the Comedy Store as an employee trying to become a paid regular. I had this dream of achieving a… — Ari Shaffir Copy Share Image
Sometimes I start off shows by explaining to people that it's just a bunch of stories - I always say 'It's like… — Ari Shaffir Copy Share Image
One thing I hate in ethnic comedy is giving the audience the opportunity to laugh in a racist way at a thing.… — Ari Shaffir Copy Share Image
The biggest thing I lost when I left religion was that sense of community and the culture. It was an unexpected kind of free-falling.… — Ari Shaffir Copy Share
Early on, I had a girlfriend come see me, and she was like, 'Yeah, it was good, but you were funny at a dining… — Ari Shaffir Copy Share
I don't vote and I don't follow who's trying to rule us. The revolution is coming. Until then, I'll just watch 'Game of Thrones.' — Ari Shaffir Copy Share
I worked for the Comedy Store as an employee trying to become a paid regular. I had this dream of achieving a half hour… — Ari Shaffir Copy Share
Very rarely are you going to see a story about a comic winning a fight. Yeah we're all degenerates in some way and we're… — Ari Shaffir Copy Share
I have a running daydream about winning an Oscar and giving my speech about how ridiculous it is to rank art. And then I'd… — Ari Shaffir Copy Share
I'm just a weird mix of immature and intelligent and I like to share my point of view and who I am. — Ari Shaffir Copy Share
If I focus solely on developing new material, then I can get a new 45 minute to an hour in about six months. Then… — Ari Shaffir Copy Share
