You can't laugh last if I stab you in the throat with the knife you left in my back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No one laughs at the same joke twice so why cry for the same person twice? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you don't understand a joke but laugh anyway, and then someone asks you to explain the joke ._. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As with most audiences when there is a live celebrity on stage, our laughter is performative, disproportionate, and noncontextual: a semaphoric ass… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm happy to say that I'm a lesbian in the world. I know there are people who don't want to be called… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laughter is like a fresh new day, each giggle is the dawn of a new morning; brighten up your day and smile… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The most valuable sense of humor is the kind that enables a person to see instantly what it isn't safe to laugh… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The attempt to develop a sense of humor and to see things in a humorous light is some kind of a trick… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I do a lot of laughing at my own self in life, so I think I come at things with a pretty… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Idiots,” I’d say, crunching another cracker. “Who tafes vaca to the friggin’ hungle?” And now here I am. Some people say life… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its not nice to make a joke about someone, just because you wanna laugh with your friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you've heard every short people joke possible, but people tell you them anyways. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When somebody laughs at me I give pain to myself I think I should do the opposite — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom always said to laugh at my mistakes so pardon me if I laugh in your face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know you're a bad joker when you're making some jokes and your friends reaction was 'huh?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If the blood humor is too strong and robust, calm it with balance and harmony. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Can you please be serious ? Ok,ok... I'm gonna be serious now.*DEEP BREATH..* *Bursts out laughing* — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The friend who laughs last has the slowest mind and the one who laughs first has the dirtiest mind. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People who make me laugh until I'm physically in pain are my favorite kind of people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
