What's the good thing about being an actor, you can do more things. Not just being a comedian, not going overboard but… — Brandon T. Jackson Copy Share Image
Aside from Joan Rivers and Roseanne, it's hard for me to think of any female comedian who's had kids and has a… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
Age, style, where you come from, where you were born, it's different every time, which, to me, is refreshing because it says… — Alan King Copy Share Image
When you mimic everyone, sometimes authority figures really don't appreciate it which is not an original story. And pretty much every comedian… — Hank Azaria Copy Share Image
When you become a comedian a lot of stuff that made you laugh before just stops. You stop watching your old cartoons… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
It doesn't bother me that I'm not a household word on the East Coast. Baton Rouge, Raleigh, Minneapolis - I'm so popular… — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
When you do late-night TV, you do different jokes in the same place every night. When you're on the road as a… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“A wise man (or the first comedian in history) once said, "If you wish to make God laugh, tell him your plans."… — Isman H. Suryaman Copy Share Image
There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you have to do… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I think there's something so funny about Ram Dass. I was lucky enough to sit across from him at dinner once, and… — Pete Holmes Copy Share Image
Someone said to me at a party once, 'Oh, yeah, you're a comedian? Then how come you're not funny now?' And I… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
I don't believe in burning holy books, but I am organizing a protest. I'll be burning all my Dennis Miller VHS cassettes… — Andy Kindler Copy Share Image
Any of Bette Midler's concerts should be required viewing for every actor/performer. She has the audience in the palm of her hands… — Bryan Batt Copy Share Image
I never really saw myself as a standup comedian. I always just thought of myself as someone who used the eight minutes… — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
Jesse has opened for me extensively on the road so I’ve seen him do hundreds of sets. He is always super funny,… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
People always call me a comedian. And I don't really see myself like that. I guess I just consider myself an actor… — Kristen Wiig Copy Share Image
If somebody said about me, 'I don't think his jokes are good, I don't think he's a good comedian,' I don't like… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
I don't really consider myself to be a comedian. I mean, it's not like I'm sitting around writing jokes or anything. I… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
As a largely unsuccessful comedian, I've become someone that younger people sometimes find and ask for advice, which I'm happy to give,… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I came from a very different sort of background and pedigree from the people who were on "The Daily Show". I was… — Aasif Mandvi Copy Share Image
As a guy comedian, your special is probably the closest thing to the excitement of a wedding day. It's your first one,… — Michael Che Copy Share Image
Becoming a performer, comedian - anything other than a teacher, really - seemed very far-fetched. So I kind of split off into… — Quinta Brunson Copy Share Image
I wouldn't be honest if I didn't say my mom. Apart from the fact that she's my mother, she's a brilliant comedian… — Kate Hudson Copy Share Image
The tags in this business don't leave you... When I was a VJ, they called me VJ-turned-actor, then I turned into a… — Ranvir Shorey Copy Share Image
I think of myself as an Indian comedian, but I've had British and American schooling. I always had this feeling of not… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
I can get where some scientists would say comedians are crazy. What you have to understand: A lot of comedians are dealing… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
It's just, you can get very complacent if you do the same thing all the time and especially the comedian, it gives… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
If I had a choice, I would rather watch a comedian not involve themselves in politics at all but be hilarious than… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
Really good comedians, you know, when they go on stage, they don't really care what the audience - they're fearless, you know?… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
One of the biggest misconceptions about me is that I'm a comedian, which I'm not. A comedian is someone who can stand… — Eugene Levy Copy Share Image
I think somewhere along the line probably Tony Hancock did an interview and claimed that he was terribly depressed, and that he… — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
I don't think I was awake for much of my childhood. I did a lot of napping. This might have been a… — Michael Ian Black Copy Share Image
That's what it's like to be a comedian. You basically stand and stare at the world and hope it craps out cause… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Of course, the world is different now. There's a glut of comedians with specials, so it's just not possible to make an… — Christian Finnegan Copy Share Image
Comedians act every night on stage, so they have great performing chops. They especially know how to play themselves, which is how… — Ted Alexandro Copy Share Image
When I was a teenager, I met a comedian who I admired, and he was very rude to me. That's why when… — Stephen Merchant Copy Share Image
The classic comedian says there's nothing that's taboo; if you laugh at one thing you've got to laugh at everything, that comedy… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
The reigning Miss Canada has been arrested for punching out another woman in a bar fight.Quite frankly, I think it's refreshing to… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
When I got into this, I never thought about reviews. I never thought about what people would say about me, I was… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I was a comedian in Russia, and I worked on the cruise ships there. I met a lot of Americans, and they… — Yakov Smirnoff Copy Share Image
