I'm a rap comedian the same way Bill Cosby is a jazz comedian, Cosby's laid back. I'm like, bang, bang bang, right… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Really, to me, a really good evening would be a comedian, followed by a band, followed by a really good DJ. — Jens Lekman Copy Share Image
Being a comedian is a lot like being an athlete. If you're Carl Lewis and you're the fastest, then no matter what… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
There's a fear when you're a comedian of just being hectoring, so you do try to fight against that. — Nish Kumar Copy Share Image
All of us black comedians are trying to be mainstream, but you don't want to lose the edge. — Jamie Foxx Copy Share Image
“People used to laugh at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now.” — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits. — Donald Glover Copy Share Image
That's why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of kicked out by 50. — Dana Carvey Copy Share Image
I used to bug all of the comedians for interviews, and when people want to talk to me, sometimes I'm very receptive… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
The thing that I'm known for - at least, depending on what Subreddit you go to - is being a comedian. And… — Wyatt Cenac Copy Share Image
It's funny how cvvesroatine are posting this everywhere. He does this all the time on his show. He makes fun of his… — Elahe Copy Share Image
Director Omprakash Rao, who is known for making action films, has proved that he is equally good and adept at making comedy… — Rockline Venkatesh Copy Share Image
Those tragic comedians, the Chamber of Commerce red hunters, the Women's Christian Temperance Union smellers, the censors of books, the Klan regulators,… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
Whoever said having children makes a comedian safer and less dark is an idiot. Having a baby has filled my whole life… — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
At a time when public finances are under huge strain, we surely do not need to pay celebrities to wax lyrical to… — Chris Huhne Copy Share Image
I actually was a writer who had the ability to perform his own work as opposed to a comedian who wrote his… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
People have all these preconceived notions about magicians, like that they're lonely and bitter or they're socially awkward people. I don't know… — Justin Willman Copy Share Image
Comedy today is definitely skewed to the filthy side, but it's not as hard today as I am more mature as a… — Henry Cho Copy Share Image
There are a lot of sources of information out there, so why don't you curate for yourself a list, like a real… — Biz Stone Copy Share Image
An aspiring comedian must be determined to get to his or her true feelings on a subject and convey that to the… — Franklyn Ajaye Copy Share Image
“Don’t try to make a joke just to make a joke. Sometimes, as human beings, we so want to fit in and… — Susan C. Young Copy Share Image
I think comedians should focus on what makes them happy, what art form fulfills them the most. Don't be calculated about it… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share Image
There's so many variables in comedy. Comedy is not this thing that's a performance like a play. It's really an interaction with… — B. J. Porter Copy Share Image
Comedians are therapists. People honestly think we're doing it for ourselves. No. If we wanted to do stand-up for ourselves, we would… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever. — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
I don't think of myself as funny - I don't fill up a room with my humor... I would fail miserably as… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
“They all laughed when I said I'd become a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.” — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
That's the thing that most people don't realize. In real life, comedians aren't funny. They save it. They save it up. — Michael Showalter Copy Share Image
SNL' is something that in my bones, I dreamed of as a comedian, as a young kid. That to me is a… — Ayo Edebiri Copy Share Image
A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them. — Graham Norton Copy Share Image
Comedy is a noble art. And every comedian who does anything is serving a noble purpose. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you're… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Johnny Carson is a comedian who is seen every night in millions of bedrooms all over America...and that's why his last wife… — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
I love pure joke-tellers, but if I go to see a comedian for a full show, I want to feel I know… — John Bishop Copy Share Image
I'm more likely to quote the golfer George Burns than the legendary late comedian by the same name who lived to be 100. — Jim Nantz Copy Share Image
The whole country was tied together by radio. We all experienced the same heroes and comedians and singers. They were giants. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
My grandfather was running Hillcrest Country Club, and that's where a whole group of Hollywood comedians hung out. — Leigh Steinberg Copy Share Image
I'm just funny enough as a comedian to know I'm not good enough to be a comedian. — John Popper Copy Share Image
He was so good at everything he did. You can't call Ronnie Barker a comedian. He was an actor, and a great… — Bruce Forsyth Copy Share Image
Certain comedians work with certain actors; like Adam Sandler worked with Jack Nicholson. — Samuel L. Jackson Copy Share Image
