“New Rule: You can't put a windmill in your campaign ad if you voted against every single bill that might lead to… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Sometimes, I feel like ripping apart my skin, and searching for a reason for why I feel this empty. Maybe my veins… — Ream Copy Share Image
People think life is real complicated. Actually, there's nothing to it. Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
If you would be a poet, write living newspapers. Be a reporter from outer space, filing dispatches to some supreme managing editor… — Lawrence Ferlinghetti Copy Share Image
Being capable of anything is a bullshit concept, unless it means you also admit that you're capable of cheating, lying and killing. — Ben Folds Copy Share Image
Outwork the bullshit. That means nothing can rattle you when your conditions are set. And the way you set those conditions is… — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
“One final bit of advice. The next time a senior administrator of the CIA tells you she has a national-security crisis ...… — Dan Brown Copy Share Image
A lot of people are promoting records that are just throw-it-agains t-the-wall-see- if-it-sticks meaningless bullshit. Everybody has the responsibility to do the… — Dave Grohl Copy Share Image
Life goes on and the truth changes; this just happens to be the way life is. What was once true is often… — Brad Blanton Copy Share Image
Writers that pretend to be in the throes of some kind of genius-demon, some kind of possessing spirit that refuses to let… — Matt Fraction Copy Share Image
I left for the same reasons everyone leaves jobs that are no longer fulfilling their hopes and aspirations. I didn't see myself… — Mark Knopfler Copy Share Image
How do you pledge allegiance to a government? That's all America is: a government. There's no such thing as 'we're Americans.' That's… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
“Bullshit is as common as lame poetry and more unavoidable than those armed men who are there to protect you from Bullshit… — Sparrow 13 Laughingwand Copy Share Image
Pretty much every issue that we've put out, there have been at least one or two things that really surprised me. It… — Lorin Stein Copy Share Image
“The arrival in Paris, as grim as ever. The leprous façades of the Pont Cardinet flats, behind which one invariably imagines retired… — Michel Houellebecq Copy Share Image
When Rudy Giuliani became mayor of New York in 1993, his belief in the 'Broken Windows' theory led him to implement the… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
What I've lost in years I've gained in wisdom. Bullshit, I haven't learnt one thing in the last 15 years that hasn't… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
There's the bullshit you know that you know; the bullshit you don't know and know you don't know; and the bullshit you… — Rick Yancey Copy Share Image
When people want to sound smart, they add syllables to words, words to sentences, sentences to paragraphs, paragraphs to books. They try… — Robert McKee Copy Share Image
I don't like people that make their living talking about bullshit, and you see them in many shows that are made on… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
If something comes at me of course I'm gonna handle my business but I'm not the type to provoke the bullshit so… — Rakim Copy Share Image
You are right to be wary. There is much bullshit. Be wary of me too, because I may be wrong. Make up… — Mark Rippetoe Copy Share Image
The idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Who is there with you?" "Raphael" Kate's voice snapped. "I'll be in Atlanta in three hours. Where are you?" "I said it's… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Olive Garden says 'If you're here ur Family.' Bullshit, I've yet to have someone walk up to me drunk and say that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The biggest myth about fatherhood that you get given a direct phone number to talk to Santa and tell him how your… — Chris Ramsey Copy Share Image
I went on spouting bullshit Encouragements as Gus's parents, arm in arm, hugged each other and nodded at every word. Funerals, I… — John Green Copy Share Image
If you want to become enlightened, you've got to get all the bullshit out of your life. You have to clear up… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
Don't be the person others want you to be or think you to be. Be the person you want to be, and… — Isaiah Harden (Me Copy Share Image
We have to believe in ourselves more. It's all the same thing: We need to release the guilt. We need to forgive.… — Louise Hay Copy Share Image
The work is what it is and hopefully it's seen as feminist work, or feminist-advised work, but I'm not going to go… — Cindy Sherman Copy Share Image
My Facebook page confuses a lot of people. I'll post a Beyoncé Knowles song, and, people are like, "What are you doing?!… — Caitlin Rose Copy Share Image
I'm an audience member first. My inspiration is still based on hunger. Often, when people try to tell me "nobody wants that… — Victoria Mahoney Copy Share Image
“That they dared make a town of this wet and sucking thing that vied with my foot for my boot at every… — Matthew Sharpe Copy Share Image
This world is bullshit. And you shouldn't model your life — wait a second — you shouldn't model your life about what… — Fiona Apple Copy Share Image
I'm not a moron, but science fiction to me requires a suspension of disbelief and honest curiosity or fascination in that kind… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Only a few of us will admit it, but actors will sometimes read a script like this: bullshit...bullshit...my part...blah, blah, blah...my part...bullshit. — Michael J. Fox Copy Share Image
Man, I've been to jail. It was hell in there, but I survived, If they put me back, I'll come out again.… — Don King Copy Share Image
We lie. That's what we do. You're selling me a line of bullshit and you want me to sell you a line… — Jennifer Egan Copy Share Image
What sort of personality does one need to have, as a twenty-first-century mechanic, to tolerate the layers of electronic bullshit that get… — Matthew Crawford Copy Share Image
