Beer Quotes · Page 7

I'm a meat girl and I just love having a beer.

— Jill Goodacre

“When you serve a beer-cock an ear.”

— John Shirley

Who needs a girlfriend when you have beer?

— Anonymous

Beauty lies in the hands of the beer beholder

— Anonymous

You can cover a great deal of country in books.

— Andrew Lang

Let no man thirst for good beer.

— Samuel Adams

We are the Draft Beer Preservation Society.

— Ray Davies

I'm not so think as you drunk I am !

— Anonymous

I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death.

— Jack Kerouac

I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

— Chelsea Handler

What were they thinking? 'It's an alien apocalypse! Quick, grab the beer!

— Rick Yancey

That's right, there's free beer in Irish paradise. Everyone's jealous.

— Kevin Hearne

Raise up your glasses against evil forces; Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses.

— Toby Keith

Ideally, brewers interpret history, and through science they create art.

— Anonymous

Halloween is the only day I can dress up like a hot Latina woman with a beer belly.

— Felipe Esparza

“Somehow, despite all the science homebrewing requires, I’d become irrationally superstitious.”

— Lucy Burningham

I don't need beer to have a good time, I just need it to focus, avoid depression, good tweets, fall asleep, and…

— Nikhil Saluja

In spite of its relatively nascent rise in popularity, tea joints across the country are romanticized, quite like beer pubs in the…

— Padmapriya Janakiraman

And ... and what is civilisation if it isn't people talking to each other over a goddamned beer?

— James S.A. Corey

I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little…

— Tre Cool

I mumble hocus-pocus and the next thing you know, I’m a cat. (Ravyn) I suppose it’s a step up. The last guy…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

No, no, I'm a lowbrow. I read [Dostoevsky] more out of obligation than enjoyment. For enjoyment, for me, it's a beer and…

— Woody Allen

So long as a man attends to his business the public does not count his drinks. When he fails they notice if…

— Corra May Harris

That's what's cool about working with computers. They don't argue, they remember everything, and they don't drink all your beer.

— Paul Leary

When I was covering games, and this is back in the '60s, you'd go into the manager's office. I can still visualize…

— Frank Deford

If I had to think of what I would do different in my whole career, it's that I never would have picked…

— Jayson Williams

Barack Obama, you know has a lot of supporters here in America, but he's very popular internationally. It's quite interesting. This is…

— Conan O'Brien

The Corporation would like to apologize for the preceding pages. Of course, it's not all right for girls to behave this way.…

— Libba Bray

With sport went beer drinking and gambling - until recently restricted by the wowsers, but part of that code of mateship of…

— Donald Horne

I have received delegations of working men who, apparently speaking with the utmost sincerity, have declared that they would regard it as…

— Woodrow Wilson

There were times I felt I'd never get my life back. Am I ever going to be normal and go out with…

— Mardy Fish

I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still…

— Hunter S. Thompson

Beer is an improvement on water itself.

— Grant Johnson

“Stop talking and take me to beer.”

— Kate Leth

I do take stress medicine...it's called BEER!

— Green Monk

There are a lot of carbs in beer.

— Steve Smith

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

— Dan Castellaneta

I do not drink more than a sponge.

— Francois Rabelais

“Don't pour beer like milk.”

— Toby Heineken

I usually need a can of beer to prime me.

— Norman Mailer