Beer Quotes · Page 9

I miss you like my hand misses a beer.

— Anonymous

I do enjoy a beer. Beer is good.

— Travis Pastrana

I like my beer as I like my beer. Beer.

— Nikhil Saluja

Payday came and with it beer

— Rudyard Kipling

Genesee beer. The great outdoors in a glass.

— Curt Gowdy

Smoking cures weight problems, eventually.

— Steven Wright

You got your beer gog's on and I'm getting ass

— Hollywood Undead

The saxophone is the embodied spirit of beer.

— Arnold Bennett

I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.

— Robert Benchley

Hey, I'm for love, not war. How about we have a beer?

— Mel Gibson

It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when we relax over wine.

— Heraclitus

“Are we letting her drink beer again?" "Hell yes we are, and it's hilarious.”

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

I consider myself an authority on drinking beer.

— Eric Bischoff

“I want a beer. I want a giant, ice-cold bottle of beer and shower sex.”

— Nora Roberts

Beer was not made to be moralized about, but to be drunk.

— Theodore Maynard

If an idea's worth having once, it's worth having twice.

— Tom Stoppard

“Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But…

— John Green

Oh I have been to Ludlow fair, and left my necktie God knows where. And carried half way home, or near, pints…

— A. E. Housman

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night

— Anonymous

John and I would go and have a couple of quiet beers, just to sit down and chew the fat. And he'd…

— Pete Best

Don't quote me on this, but if they ever manage to ban beer advertising in baseball you can kiss the national pastime…

— Roger Maris

It may be healthier to eat beer and franks with cheer and thanks, than to eat sprouts and bread with doubts and…

— John Robbins

None of my friends are big posters - we're old school. We text, phone and meet up and have a beer or…

— Troy Deeney

“On a world where a common table implement is a little device with which you crack the ice that has formed on…

— Ursula K. Le Guin

I just don’t want to come down to that level of society….the ones who sit by their televisions, drink their beer, their…

— Miki Dora

When I first arrived to Congress in 1975, I would spend several hours every week with Republicans - having lunch, drinking a…

— Tom Harkin

You can stand at a bar and scream all you want about who was the greatest athlete and which was the greatest…

— Frank Deford

He asked if I was a songwriter, and I said yeah, that I was in town because I'd won this contest. He…

— Arthur Godfrey

“When I get honest I admit that I am a bundle of paradoxes. I believe and I doubt, I hope and I…

— Brennan Manning

Growing up, road trips with Dad were something I hated. Sitting still for hours, singing that stupid song, "100 bottles of beer…

— Christopher Titus

I try to describe how I feel about this, about being closer and closer to the top of WWE, things like Madison…

— Cedric Alexander

I travel up and down the country and I've been all around the middle of America for many years. Middle America is…

— Wynton Marsalis

Wine is like beer except different.

— George W. Bush

There are more old drunkards than old doctors.

— Benjamin Franklin

I hate drugs. I drank a beer once and threw up.

— Mark Henry

I like a good beer buzz early in the morning.

— Sheryl Crow

That questionable superfluity small beer.

— Douglas William Jerrold

He was a wise man who invented beer.

— Plato

You can never buy beer, you just rent it.

— Archie Bunker

“God has a brown voice, soft and full as beer.”

— Anne Sexton