HOLY CRAP IM GOING TO BE A DAD! Oh yea, I work in email marketing & I like craft beer too. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I’m all out of beer like I’m all out of love. But I don’t drink beer, so who cares?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“All the best pubs are built on a hill, so you can slope in and roll out.” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
Some miners would have 20 pints after a hard day in the mine. Now that we sit behind computers all day, this… — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
Of course I litter the public highway. Every chance I get. After all, it's not the beer cans that are ugly; it's… — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
Thirstily he set it to his lips, and as its cool refreshment began to soothe his throat, he thanked Heaven that in… — Rafael Sabatini Copy Share Image
“It’s not a coincidence that whiskey most often comes from countries with a strong beer/ale culture.” — Kate Hopkins Copy Share Image
Good people drink good beer. Just look around any public barroom and you will see: Bad people drink bad beer. Think about… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
“Beer's nice for being glad and dizzy, and sometimes for the mystery and stuff, but the happy that comes out of a… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
I should have been born a crazy rich Asian because I do have expensive taste. I have champagne taste but I'm on… — Nico Santos Copy Share Image
Jeb Bush cheated on his diet and had a fried Snickers bar, pork on a stick, and a beer. Jeb Bush said… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Different drinks have different metaphorical weight. Wine's heady, gin is poisonous, vodka's cold, and beer is plain boring. In real life, I'm… — Cate Marvin Copy Share Image
Think of the glory. Think of your reputation. Think how great it'll look on your next resume." On my cenotaph, you mean.… — Lois McMaster Bujold Copy Share Image
What's cool about renting is that you don't care about your house getting destroyed. So I think that is the number-one thing.… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I drink a lot of beer, and that's the drug of choice. You find the drug that works for you. I know,… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
When you are on tour in the UK it takes a few hours to get anywhere. A lot of the time you… — Kelly Jones Copy Share Image
“The advertise their products in such a fashion as to make it seem wonderful to drink their ethanol products. It does not… — Chris Prentiss Copy Share Image
Be always drunken. Nothing else matters: that is the only question. If you would not feel the horrible burden of time weighing… — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two… — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
