I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy. — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
Even on the Serengeti, it ain't a barbecue if there ain't some kind of beer. — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
While beer brings gladness, don't forget That water only makes you wet! — Harry Leon Wilson Copy Share Image
Who am I, why am I here? Forget the question, someone give me another beer. — Meat Loaf Copy Share Image
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can! — Leo Durocher Copy Share Image
Give my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them. — Queen Victoria Copy Share Image
The average billboard has no more than eight words. It takes a lot of effort to make a beer, rice, or shampoo… — David Droga Copy Share Image
My parents would read those books to me as well but they used to make me starving when I was a kid… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
Drinking goes with everything, there's always an excuse to drink. We sell beer and liquor 24/7/365 everywhere, you can buy a 5th… — Kirk Windstein Copy Share Image
“Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it. - The Watchful Poker Chip of H. Matisse ” — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
I said no to having a beer. I once had a beer with my brother when I was twelve, and I just… — Stephen Chbosky Copy Share Image
Once I'm in training camp, there's no beer, there's no soda, there's no bad food. There's no anything. It's eat, sleep and… — Michael Chandler Copy Share Image
“ The barman came to the other side of the counter. "Time please," he said. Harriet said: "You mustn't hurry a lady drinking… — Anthony Powell Copy Share Image
About 120 million of us place the big bang 2,500 years after the Babylonians and Sumerians learned to brew beer. If our… — Sam Harris Copy Share Image
I busted out of the place in a hurry and went to a saloon and drank beer and said that for the… — Jimmy Breslin Copy Share Image
I find the treatment of royalty distinctly peculiar. The royal family lives in palaces heavily screened from prying eyes by fences, grounds,… — Helene Hanff Copy Share Image
“Emil believed that beer was not only noble – the drink of the old Moravians – but positively beneficial for running. ‘This… — Richard Askwith Copy Share Image
I always tell Phil we're like the party poopers. If we ever get invited to a player party, between the two of… — Jeanie Buss Copy Share Image
I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the time I got to Tech we were having these parties… — Bob Livingston Copy Share Image
I have a lot of special memories with my parents but my toughest one is, I had, as a teenager, a pretty… — Max Lucado Copy Share Image
No doubt you are as alarmed as I by the tragic decline in America's language skills. If 10 people read the following… — Mike Nichols Copy Share Image