I want a beer. I want a giant, ice-cold bottle of beer and…

Despite the insanity of using whether you would want to have a beer with someone as a legitimate reason for voting for or against…

— Michael Schur

“I want lots and lots of sex." "You really are the woman of my dreams." "First round, wet shower sex, after we scrape off…

— Nora Roberts

“The question “Which beer do you want, Mary?” went down at the end. When she puts her nose to a glass, though, something switches…

— Mary Roach

People come home from work. They want to pop a beer. They want to find out who won a game. And next thing you…

— Clay Travis

“She wraps her legs around my waist, and I walk us slowly down the hall. "Mmm, wait," she whines against my mouth. "I haven't…

— Anonymous

I was not able to work up much enthusiasm over the ball game, and in the midst of it I was handed a note…

— Herbert Hoover

“Shower sex isn’t the same when you have a saran-wrapped cast on your good arm. But I powered through it because I’m a team-fucking-player.”

— J. Sterling

I think 75% of sports fans just want sports. They want to sit down on their couch... pop open a beer, and they want…

— Clay Travis

“You want a beer?” she said. A beer! At 3:01 a.m. Ridiculous. “Yes, please.”

— Graeme Simsion

“You're still here. No beer. I'm not corrupting a minor." "But you're a minor," she pointed out. "At least for beer." "Yeah, and by…

— Rachel Caine

Yeah, and by the way? How much does it suck that I'm an adult if I kill somebody, and not if I want a…

— Rachel Caine

“First you point your pea shooter at me; now you want more beer. Hell of a first date.”

— D. Scott Meek

I've done stuff with Bud Light, but do I want to take on a beer sponsor knowing most of my community is younger kids…

— Ninja

Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.

— Don Marquis

On Sundays, that's my pig out day and I do the pizza and the beer.

— Victoria Silvstedt