Baby Quotes · Page 66

Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.

— George Carlin

“Being called baby: like safaris and bowling leagues, a phenomenon she never thought she'd experience first hand.”

— Curtis Sittenfeld

Babies don't need fathers, but mothers do. Someone who is taking care of a baby needs to be taken care of.

— Amy Heckerling

Look, I can carry a baby! I'm gaining weight right, everything's going well.

— Amy Adams

For my baby Dudette : I'm sarry its soooo ugly . hope u like it <3 dont worry I have a lot :)

— IMynatot

There's no messiahs out here, baby, but I found the holy grail alright. Cause I'm lying in your arms tonight.

— Marc Cohn

I mean, if someone asked for my birth certificate, I'd get my baby book and hand it out and say 'Here it…

— Vicky Hartzler

Being a mother is not about what you gave up to have a child, but what you've gained from having one.

— Sunny Gupta

[Clover] secretly hitched a ride with a nice German couple and their new baby...Clover appeared to the baby, so as to be…

— Obert Skye

We've left the moment. It's gone. We're somewhere else now, and that's okay. We've still got that moment with us somewhere, deep…

— Libba Bray

I was with him, coincidentally, on the evening in 1979 when they had buried John Wayne. My father cried like a baby…

— Frank Sinatra Jr

“If I were asked to define Motherhood. I would have defined it as Love in its purest form. Unconditional Love. ~~ Revathi Sankaran”

— Revathi Sankaran

If you listen - and I don't, usually - to my first two records, I sound like a baby surrounded by a…

— Melody Gardot

That's the point. Every kind of animal thinks its own kind of animal is wonderful. So people getting married think they're wonderful,…

— Kurt Vonnegut

When you ask single men in their 20s, "Do you want children?" they want children more than women do. Again, economics drive…

— Stephen Marche

I hope I have a little talent, but a lot of it was luck. I went through setbacks. People said I looked…

— Katie Couric

I will never understand how a mother can kill her own baby and not get away with it.

— Anthony Jeselnik

Men hand out cigars. Women 'hand out' babies. And thus the world, for thousands of years, has gone round.

— Dirk Benedict

The awkward moment when Muary tells you, ''you are the father of her baby

— Isaac Morse

As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!

— Jerry Lawler

A few months post-baby is not the easiest time to pull out your best yoga poses.

— Mary Elizabeth Ellis

I will be there when you need someone to tell you that you're beautiful baby.

— Tarrus Riley

I spend time with my little baby and my wife. We like the water place at the Trafford Centre.

— Jesus Navas

I have never understood the appeal of babies, they seem such horrible creatures most of the time!

— Douglas Feaver

I miss your love, I miss your touch But I'm feeling you every day. And I can almost hear you say You've…

— Robbie Williams

Yes it's going really well. We are planning on having a baby together.

— Shahrukh Khan

I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it's with an elderly person holding…

— Dane Cook

Babies, babies, babies. Why did God make so many babies? But no, God didn't make them. Stupid people made them.

— Margaret Mitchell

It is a beautiful thing to witness when my kids ask about the baby in my belly whenever I have been pregnant.

— Abby Johnson

“So you're the guy who did the no-no cha-cha with my baby sister.”

— Lish McBride

Send her my way, she ain't gotta hold up. Whenever you call baby I roll up.

— Wiz Khalifa

I'm just naturally super chill and nonchalant about a lot of things. I've always been that way, since I was a baby.

— Ice Spice

Morality is the tendency to pour out the baby with the bathwater.

— Karl Kraus

There is a lot of hype and fear about this much-talked-about prospect of designer babies.

— Leon Kass

When your baby leaves you all alone. And nobody calls you on the phone.

— Mambo All Stars

We may see Michael Jackson's baby before we know the final outcome of this race for the House of Representatives tonight.

— Dan Rather

Biggest lesson I've ever had in life is that blues had a baby and they named it rock 'n' roll.

— Sinead O'Connor

You remember the night that you left me, you put me in my place. Got you in a stranglehold now baby, gonna…

— Ted Nugent

Every minutes runnin' away. From when I wake up. To when I lay down. All I got is you baby on my…

— Aaron Fresh

I think once you're a mother, you kind of always see your kids as a baby anyway no matter how old they…

— Molly Ringwald