Baby Quotes · Page 60

The press came out with headlines. Trump throws baby out of arena. I don't throw babies out, believe me. I love babies.

— Donald Trump

I'm a hotel baby, absolutely: it's hard to think of a hotel I haven't stayed in.

— Elaine Stritch

I had a planned C-section, and I cried the entire day before I had the baby.

— Lisa Ling

When will they make a tractor that can furnish the manure for farm fields and produce a baby tractor every spring?

— George Erik Rupp

I had a craving for pineapple and a pink cardigan" - Becky Bloomwood Shopaholic and Baby

— Sophie Kinsella

It was my choice to have the baby. It doesn't matter what my mom's views are on it. It was my decision.

— Bristol Palin

My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from…

— Natasha Leggero

They say "ya gotta stay hungry"... Hey Baby...I'm just about starvin' tonight!

— Bruce Springsteen

To marry a woman with any success a man must have a total experience of her, he must come to see her…

— James W Keyes

Astolaine Bombast, catalogue woman, ordered up like a rare steak, 'plees make shore she is pritty and a whyt gurl if you…

— Catherynne M. Valente

A new baby! Why, Scarlett, this is a surprise!” he laughed, leaning down to push the blanket away from Ella Lorena's small…

— Margaret Mitchell

I was more of the kind of babysitter that liked holding the baby, sort of playing Mom, and then putting the baby…

— Ari Graynor

Infertility is this huge emotional roller coaster. If you want in your heart more than anything to have a baby, it's the…

— Cindy Margolis

Being touched and caressed, being massaged, is food for the infant; food as necessary as minerals, vitamins, and proteins. Deprived of this…

— Frederick Leboyer

... it's Bush's baby, even if he shares its popularization with Gorbachev. Forget the Hitler 'new order' root; F.D.R. used the phrase…

— William Safire

The holiday season is a time for storytelling, and whether you are hearing the story of a candelabra staying lit for more…

— Anonymous

If you're white, you're alright. If you're brown, stick around. but if you're black, oh baby. Get back, Get back, Get back.

— Huddie William Ledbetter

There's no way I can tag team with Randy Orton; he just wears too much baby oil!

— John Cena

I really want my daughter to be Goth. I want a Goth-themed nursery. I want a Goth baby.

— Esther Povitsky

My body doesn't look like it did before. It's changed after having a baby... it's not better or worse, just different.

— Gemma Atkinson

Rejoice and love yourself today 'Cause baby, you were born this way.

— Lady Gaga

You have to control your anger - you can't be a baby when you lose.

— Joe Hart

Mother's milk, time-tested for millions of years, is the best nutrient for babies because it is nature's perfect food.

— Robert S. Mendelsohn

At 24, I took time off to have a baby, and ever since, I have been juggling modelling with motherhood.

— Saffron Aldridge

It's still one of my biggest fears, childbirth, but I'll definitely, definitely want a baby some day.

— Maura Higgins

Michael Jackson has a new baby boy; no word yet who the father is.

— Jay Leno

I asked you, baby, If you understood- You told me that you didn't, But you thought you would.

— Langston Hughes

When I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around…

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic

I like wearing my dads sweaters because I knew that he wore them when he held me when I was a baby.

— Troian Bellisario

My partner in crime I love this girl lol! shes my baby. and a 1 of a kind.

— Tori

Baby Got Back' was already a reflection of what was going on. I didn't see it as this gigantic political statement.

— Sir Mix-a-Lot

I think my friends wife has been banging a black guy. Because they just had a baby. And the baby had a…

— Anthony Jeselnik

I am so blessed to have such a beautiful healthy baby. I seriously thank god everyday that she is healthy!

— Anonymous

I'm not above jarred baby food, if it's good ingredients, for convenience sake.

— Molly Yeh

Baby girl you need to stop it, all that pride and self esteem got you angry bout this girl I'm wit in…

— Drake

When you hold a baby in your arms, you don't want to put it in a basket right away. You want to…

— Isabelle Adjani

“every baby is born beautiful. It’s what we project on them that makes them ugly.”

— Jodi Picoult

I danced for, like, 11 years at bar mitzvahs and executive parties. I'm a professional energy producer. I produce energy, baby.

— Tiffany Haddish

My father was 64 when I was conceived, my mother 38, which was late for babies in the 1940s.

— John Major

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

— Joan Rivers