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“Astolaine Bombast, catalogue woman, ordered up like a rare steak, 'plees make shore she is pritty and a whyt gurl if you have enny'.Well, she's pritty enough for homesteading but takes no ribbons at the fair. After three dead babies that fellow wanted his money back, pack her up in a box and ship…” quote by Catherynne M. Valente
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“Astolaine Bombast, catalogue woman, ordered up like a rare steak, 'plees make shore she is pritty and a whyt gurl if you have enny'.Well, she's pritty enough for homesteading but takes no ribbons at the fair. After three dead babies that fellow wanted his money back, pack her up in a box and ship her east to the wife factory.”

Catherynne M. Valente

About This Quote

This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.

A satirical, vivid description of a woman’s objectification and commodification, highlighting societal cruelty.

In simple terms: It critiques objectification and cruelty.

Key Takeaway

Recognize and reject dehumanizing narratives.

Themes

social critique satire gender

Mood

critical dark ironic

Type

satirical commentary

When to use this quote

  • media analysis
  • gender studies
  • creative writing

Key Concepts

objectification commodification satire

Questions to Reflect On

  • How does satire affect your perception of injustice?
  • What alternatives to objectification exist?
A Different Perspective

The harsh tone may alienate some readers.

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