The amazing heroic women in labor, they are the truest inspiration, and when they push their babies into the light... I am… — Robin Lim Copy Share Image
“Memory loss is the key to human reproduction. If you remembered what new parenthood was actually like you wouldn’t go around lying… — Michael Lewis Copy Share Image
Once you leave the womb, conservatives don't care about you until you reach military age. Then you're just what they're looking for.… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I do not want a plain box, I want a sarcophagus With tigery stripes, and a face on it Round as the… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
I can't tell Black people to fight a war that is Israel's war. What kind of leader will you be, or should… — Louis Farrakhan Copy Share Image
Paul McCartney had a baby when he was 61; Rod Stewart was 66; Rupert Murdoch was a stunning 72. Not only does… — Jeffrey Kluger Copy Share Image
My mom was crazy. And her mom was crazy. And her mom's mom was crazy. Is it my turn? Am I going… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings… — Bill Vaughan Copy Share Image
I'm always telling people who say two men can't make a baby: 'Anything is possible for God. I'm going to keep inseminating… — Dan Savage Copy Share Image
I want every day to be the most boring news day ever. I want every day to be about spelling bee champions… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I personally would go further and say that, if your morality is based, as mine is, on a desire to increase the… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
I've thought it would be cool to have a baby young. You know, be my road dog - like my dogs, they… — Serena Williams Copy Share Image
If I talk about the bad old days of crystal meth for too long, I start getting like, "Oh...speed...that was delicious..." But… — Michelle Tea Copy Share Image
Grandad has a long and earnest conversation with his grandchild. He says, you are noisy and wiggly and will be sent back… — Pam Brown Copy Share Image
Making a decision to be a public figure isn't their choice right now. I don't think it's fair. Even though they're beautiful… — Lisa Marie Presley Copy Share Image
When we trust the makers of baby formula more than we do our own ability to nourish our babies, we lose a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There was a feeling I had when I got pregnant and decided to keep the baby, and I knew I wasn't going… — Frankie Shaw Copy Share Image
Yeah, baby! I didn't get to keep the pink baby doll outfit, but I wish I did because people are always telling… — Cindy Margolis Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, though, the entire basis for consent laws doesn't make sense. We're not old enough to decide… — Jessica Valenti Copy Share Image
I know it's superficial, and you can't measure art, which is supposed to be up to the individual, but I've watched the… — Kerry Condon Copy Share Image
The only person on this ship who gets paid for what they do is you, Alix. The rest of us live off… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Every baby moves with more ease and efficiency if allowed to do it at his own time and in his own way,… — Magda Gerber Copy Share Image
Seems to me, it aint the world that's so bad but what we're doin' to it. And all I'm saying is, see,… — Louis Armstrong Copy Share Image
I made a terrible mistake. I got caught up in the excitement of the moment. I would never intentionally endanger the lives… — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
I think my baby already has a leg up on all other babies because the baby has already met Justin Bieber. I… — Jane Krakowski Copy Share Image
Dresden. Am I interrupting something?" "Well, I was going to settle down with a porn video and a bottle of baby oil,… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
When I was a child and I was upset about something, my mother was not capable of containing that emotion, of letting… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
“Which is worse, Risa often wondered, to have tens of thousands of babies that no one wanted or to silently make them… — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
I wanna roll it, roll it, roll it, roll it. Is all I wanna do, for you baby. Girl, it's something kind… — R. Kelly Copy Share Image
I walked into the gym not even knowing what jiu-jitsu or MMA and all that was. I was looking to lose baby… — Cat Zingano Copy Share Image
Yes, I'm having a baby. I think it's so hard as a woman to give yourself a break. It's great to be… — Busy Philipps Copy Share Image
I actually had a small kangaroo - and I'm not kidding this time. I was holding a small kangaroo, baby kangaroo ...… — Caroline Wozniacki Copy Share Image
MIchael went to her and put his arms around her.,and we can heard eve let out a little, sad sob as she… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat… — Irena Chalmers Copy Share Image
Why is it that when a baby is born, we often refer to him or her as 'the miracle of life' but… — Hal Elrod Copy Share Image
Boys in bands are more difficult to deal with than one-year-old babies. I've been one of them, and I am one of… — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
In my mind, I gave the woman gifts. I gave her a candle stub. I gave her a box of wooden kitchen… — Lewis Nordan Copy Share Image
This is an old family secret, and I just found this out recently, and it almost broke my heart. My mother said… — John Stamos Copy Share Image
Calling Michelle 'Obama Barack's baby mama?' Tell me, is that acceptable? But the Obamas aren't the only targets. Fox's pattern of race-baiting… — Nas Copy Share Image
Let all those in government be warned: They cannot order people to pay for the murder of babies, and betray God Himself,… — Randall Terry Copy Share Image
