There's a test they can do to determine a baby's gender ahead of time; I think they insert a tiny photo of… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
My Vocabularies vary, its so exclusionary You'll find my baby pictures in modern dictionaries Next to mighty mercenaries, and visual visionaries — Andre Nickatina Copy Share Image
She likes to ride in trucks. She don't need me around near as much, I wish I could slow her down, But… — Obviously Me :p Copy Share Image
All adults who care about a baby will naturally be in competition for that baby… Each adult wishes that he or she… — T. Berry Brazelton Copy Share Image
My mom says I'm her sugarplum. My mom says I'm her lamb. My mom says I'm completely perfect Just the way I… — Judith Viorst Copy Share Image
Inventions that are not made, like babies that are not born, are rarely missed. In the absence of new developments, old ones… — John Kenneth Galbraith Copy Share Image
The imperialist, genocidal, fascist attitude of the U.S. president has no limits. I think Hitler would be like a suckling baby next… — Hugo Chavez Copy Share Image
“Do not mock my baby." He pulls away and strokes his palm over he seat. "She was my first love." "Well your… — Carmen Jenner Copy Share Image
Hold on to your wallets folks because with the passage of this trillion-dollar baby, the Democrats will be poised to spend as… — Christopher Bond Copy Share Image
I was a very lame skinhead. I had to be in by 8:30 P. M., so I used to pretend that I… — Kathy Burke Copy Share Image
Instead of lowering your head and copping to it like a man, you pick up the journal as one might hold a… — Junot Diaz Copy Share Image
People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
Don't blink. You just might miss your babies growing like mine did. Turning into moms and dads next thing you know your… — Kenny Chesney Copy Share Image
When a baby first looks at you...when it laughs that deep, unselfconscious gurgle; or when it cries and you pick it up… — Marilyn French Copy Share Image
“When I think of Tomodachi, I think of your mother. Your mother, she too lose her baby. She lose you. That very… — Michael Morpurgo Copy Share Image
Brooklyn, when I was growing up, was awesome. It was stoopball and stickball - a lot of kids... the baby boom generation… — Jerry Doyle Copy Share Image
I always imagined that having a baby is something that I'm going to keep in a private place, but maybe my curse… — Lena Dunham Copy Share Image
“What is it?" She hissed through clenched teeth. "What's wrong?" He bent down toward her. "I was just thinking how beautiful you… — Alex George Copy Share Image
When the baby dies, On every side Rose stranger's voices, hard and harsh and loud. The baby was not wrapped in any… — Helen Hunt Jackson Copy Share Image
Cal ’s eyes reflected a weird combination of frenzy and fear as he twisted toward his father. “My God! She’s on her… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
The only time he cries is if he’s hungry. We all have nipples. I don’t care who I offend; my baby wants… — Selma Blair Copy Share Image
I grew up with the motto of "they can't kill you and eat you," and I still think that's right. You sure… — Beth Ditto Copy Share Image
It's cool because you don't know how certain songs are going to go over until you play them live. For some reason,… — John Britt Daniel Copy Share Image
I have always sensed the exhilaration and independence of being self-propelled. Besides, you can jog while pushing a baby carriage. Maybe I'm… — Nina Kuscsik Copy Share Image
Even animals have a conscience. Those in the jungle KILL only to eat, not live to kill. This is why we often… — Suzy Kassem Copy Share Image
Still in my coat and hat, I sank onto the stair to read the letter. (I never read without making sure I… — Diane Setterfield Copy Share Image
Baby Girl," I say. "I need you remember everything I told you. Do you remember what I told you?" She still crying… — Kathryn Stockett Copy Share Image
“Because Christ doesn’t scream to get our attention, we have to find places and times that are quiet. We can look for… — Toni Sorenson Copy Share Image
Worry is anti-trust. If you're worried, you don't trust something: your kids, their friends, strangers, the church, even God. Can He take… — Max Lucado Copy Share Image
Infancy is a vulnerable stage of development, therefore, it's not enough that babies receive good care, the care must be excellent. — Magda Gerber Copy Share Image
A pretty girl is better than a plain one. A leg is better than an arm. A bedroom is better than a… — Preston Sturges Copy Share Image
The English language lacks the words 'to mourn an absence.' For the loss of a parent, grandparent, spouse, child or friend we… — Laura Bush Copy Share Image
Cry Baby is about Cry Baby and the next album [which I think I have a title for but I don't wanna… — Melanie Martinez Copy Share Image
There are times I wish I was more conventional. I would get a husband and a baby and a big SUV in… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
People always have something to say about how long is too long or not long enough to breastfeed. I think this is… — Kourtney Kardashian Copy Share Image
Beyond the immediate risks to her health and the health of her baby, when a woman chooses c-section, she decreases the chance… — Marsden Wagner Copy Share Image
No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to… — Harvey Mackay Copy Share Image
For me, having kids put so much into perspective. I wasn't so worried about my career and what I did or didn't… — Milla Jovovich Copy Share Image
People are conditioned to believe that error is inevitable… However, we do not accept the same standard when it comes to our… — Phil Crosby Copy Share Image
I can't pass a puppy, a kid or a baby without stopping. It's really annoying to every boyfriend I've ever head. My… — Minnie Driver Copy Share Image