You want to become my son-in-law?
Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really,
but I don’t see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!
Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really,
but I don’t see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!
Khushbu ki tarah aapke paas bikhar jayenge,
Sukoon bankar dil mein utar jayenge,
Mehsus karnay ki koshish kijiye,
dur hokar bhi paas nazar ayenge.
A Serious Statement
written outside a Women shoe shop
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70% Discount
if you select in 5min :P
Yaaden teri rakh di hai sambhalkar,
Dur kahi is dil se nikalkar.
Sab kuch to vapas le liya hai aapne dur jaakar,
in yaadon ko bhi le jana kisi roz aakar..
A young woman who was worried about
her habit of biting her fingernails
was advised by a friend to take up yoga.
She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally.
Seeing this, her friend congratulated her and said yoga
had totally cured her nervousness.
"No," she replied, "
but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead.
Raat ko raat ka tohfa nahin dete,
dil ko jazbat ka tohfa nahin dete,
hum to tumhe chand bhi de dete,
lekin chand ko chand ka tohfa nahin dete.
Log har manzil ko mushkil samajhte hai,
ham har mushkil ko manzil samajhte hai.
Bada fark hai log aur hamare nazarie me,
log dil ko dard aur ham dard ko dil samajhte hai..
Dil to Jalkar rakh ho gaya,
magar in ankho se roya na gaya,
kuch zakhm judai ke aise mile k
phoolon ke bister pe bhi soya na gaya.
Mitti meri kabr se churata hai koi,
mar kar bhi yaad ata hai koi,
ae khuda ek pal ki jindagi aur de mujhe,
udas meri kabr se jata hai koi
Raat guzri phir mehekti subah ayi,
dil dharka phir tumhari yaad ayi,
aankhon ne mehsoos kiya uss hawa ko,
jo tumhe chhu kar hamare pass ayi.
Kisi ko meri yaad aye ek arsa hua,
koi hai hairan to koi tarsa hua.
Is tarah khamosh hain ye dil ye aankhe meri,
Jaise khamosh ho koi badal barsa hua.
Zindagi ki raho pe jab aage jaoge,
Peeche ek saya tum hardam paoge,
Mud k dekhoge to tanhai hogi,
Agar mahsoos karoge to humko paoge.