Tu qasam say umer bhar muskurao gay
Yun ainon say kab tak dil behlao gay,
Jab andhera hoga khud ko tanha paogay,
Hum jesa koi dost rahey agar tumhare sath,
Tu qasam say umer bhar muskurao gay..
Yun ainon say kab tak dil behlao gay,
Jab andhera hoga khud ko tanha paogay,
Hum jesa koi dost rahey agar tumhare sath,
Tu qasam say umer bhar muskurao gay..
Tip of the day:
Always keep ur pic in ur pocket, u know y?
Whenever u face any problem
just c ur pic & say 3 times,
"if I can face this, I can face anything"
Muskurahaton say bhari ho zindagi,
Chahaton say bhara ho har pal,
Daman bhi chota lagnay lagay,
itni khushian day aapko her aanay wala kal..
Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy
bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'
Kabhi kabhi aisa bhi hota hay,
Dosti ka asar zara dair say hota hay,
Aap ko lagta hai hum kuch nahin sochte ap k bare main.
Per hamari her baat main aap ka hi ziker hota hai..
Teacher:
(1)There is a frog,
(2)Ship is sinking,
(3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg.
Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well, my sister is
16 yrs old and she is half mad.
Fursat main jub kabhi wo yaad aata hai,
Dil main sirf aik hi sawal aata hai,
Yaad kartay hain jisay hum..!!!
kia usay bhi hamara khayal aata hai
Teacher :Because of
Gandhiji's hard work what
do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday
Zindagi ki kashti kab lagay, koon say kinaray,
Kab isay milay gi, man chahi baharain,
Jeena to paray ga hi kaisay bhi pyaray,
Kabhi doston ki bheer main, to kabhi tanhai k saharay
Question:What is the full form of maths.
Anwser:
Mentaly
Affected
Teachers
Harrasing
Students
Na guzarna Eid k din masjid ke paas se,
kahin log chand samajhkar apna roza na tod den...
aur ho ke khafa khuda aap se..
kahin khubsurat log banana na chor dey
Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.