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Tu qasam say umer bhar muskurao gay

Yun ainon say kab tak dil behlao gay,
Jab andhera hoga khud ko tanha paogay,

Hum jesa koi dost rahey agar tumhare sath,
Tu qasam say umer bhar muskurao gay..

Always keep ur pic in ur pocket

Tip of the day:
Always keep ur pic in ur pocket, u know y?
Whenever u face any problem
just c ur pic & say 3 times,
"if I can face this, I can face anything"

Daman bhi chota lagnay lagay

Muskurahaton say bhari ho zindagi,
Chahaton say bhara ho har pal,

Daman bhi chota lagnay lagay,
itni khushian day aapko her aanay wala kal..

Where does God live?

Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy
bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'

Dosti ka asar zara dair say hota hay

Kabhi kabhi aisa bhi hota hay,
Dosti ka asar zara dair say hota hay,

Aap ko lagta hai hum kuch nahin sochte ap k bare main.
Per hamari her baat main aap ka hi ziker hota hai..

What is my age?

Teacher:
(1)There is a frog,
(2)Ship is sinking,
(3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg.

Then,what is my age?

STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?

STUDENT:Well, my sister is
16 yrs old and she is half mad.

Kia usay bhi hamara khayal aata hai

Fursat main jub kabhi wo yaad aata hai,
Dil main sirf aik hi sawal aata hai,

Yaad kartay hain jisay hum..!!!
kia usay bhi hamara khayal aata hai

Jeena to paray ga hi kaisay bhi pyaray

Zindagi ki kashti kab lagay, koon say kinaray,
Kab isay milay gi, man chahi baharain,

Jeena to paray ga hi kaisay bhi pyaray,
Kabhi doston ki bheer main, to kabhi tanhai k saharay

Full form of maths.

Question:What is the full form of maths.
Anwser:
Mentaly
Affected
Teachers
Harrasing
Students

Eid k din masjid ke paas se

Na guzarna Eid k din masjid ke paas se,
kahin log chand samajhkar apna roza na tod den...

aur ho ke khafa khuda aap se..
kahin khubsurat log banana na chor dey

What happened in 1869?

Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.

Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.