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Aapki kanjusi dil ko bha gai

Aapki kanjusi dil ko bha gai,
Hamain bhi apne balance ki qadar aagai,

Socha ab aapkomessage na karain,
Magar ye kambakht dosti hamain yaad aagai.

Yaad aate hai to zara kho lete hai

Yaad aate hai to zara kho lete hai
Aansu ankho me uter aye to zara ro lete hai

Nind aakho me aate nahi laken
Aap khuwabon me ayaingay yahi soch kar so lete hai

Saaye ki tarah saath rahne wale

Saaye ki tarah saath rahne wale
hamse rishtaa tod gaye,

hakikat me milna mumkin nahi tha
magar khwabon me bhi aana chhod gaye

Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES

Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES

TEEN AGE
Have Time & Energy Bt No Money

WORKING AGE
Hv Money & Energy Bt No Time

OLD AGE
Hv Time & Money Bt No Energy

Why Pakistanis are easy to identify..??

Why Pakistanis are easy to identify..??
*Everything cooked in ginger garlic paste and onion.
*Re-use of gift wrappers.
*Always arive atleast an hour late to a party.
*All siblings have rhyming names.
*Talk for an hour at the gate when leave someone's house.
*You live with your parents even when you are 40 years old.
*Sofas and carpets are covered with bedsheets.
*Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control. :-D

Tring tring .. inbox kholo

Tring Tring..

Inbox kholo

Aap k liye phool bheijay hain

--;--;--<@ --;--;--<@ --;--;--<@ ab SMS send kero warna phol wapis karo

That means I must have really escaped.

A man phones a mental hospital
and asks the receptionist
if there is anybody in Room 27 ?
She goes and checks,
and comes back to the phone,
telling him that the room is empty
“Good,‚ says the man.
“That means I must have really escaped.‚

Na mila dil ka qadardaan is zamanay main

Na mila dil ka qadardaan is zamanay main,
Yeh sheesha toot gaya hai daikhnay aur dekhanay main,

Gii main aata hai ek roz shamma say pochoon,
Maza kis main hai, jalnay main ya jalanay main...?