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That's a true relation

Shakespare says
"When you'r angry at someone
&
get irritated time to time
but
you still can't live without Him/Her
.
.
.
That's a relation.True relation

In soft gleaming of stars....

In soft gleaming of stars....
may all ur dreams come true,
may evry star of every night bring love and joy to you
Happy Birthday .......

Birthdays are 4 fun

Birthdays are 4 fun
Enjoy a sticky bun
I'm glad u r my mate
Hope ur birthdays great.

Every situation doesn't need a reaction.

I knew I matured
when I realized every situation doesn't need a reaction.
Sometimes you just gotta leave people
to do the lame shit they do.

Little johnny: Mam,will you punish me
for something that I didn't do ?

Teacher : Not at all.

Little johnny : That's good.
Actually i didn't do my homework!

May not be perfect

Dear,
"You may not be perfect in many things . .
But
Many things cannot be perfect without you :-) "

When a girl on facebook

When A Girl
Accepts Your Friend Request It Means She
Accepted Your “Friendship” Not Your
“Proposal”,
When A Girl Sends You A Friend Request It
Means She Wants To Be Your Friend Not Your
Girlfriend,
When She Tag You It Means She Wants To
Share Her Thoughts With You And Not That
She’s Lost In Your Thoughts,
When She Comments On Your Status It Meams
She’s Just Being Social And Not Flirting,
When She Like Your Comment It Means She
Like Your Comment Not You

What if you don't see me for 2 days?

A man came home late at night after a party.
His wife yelled:
"how would you feel if you don't see me for two days?"
The man couldnt believe his luck: 'that would be great'!
Monday passed and he didnt see her......
Tuesday and wednesday passed too.....
On thursday his swelling became better
And now he could see her from the
Corner of one eye;)

It must have been a rainy day when you were born

It must have been a rainy day
when you were born,
but it wasn't really rain,
the sky was crying because
it lost his most beautiful angel...
happy birthday dear friend

Never cry for the person who hurts you

Never cry for the person who hurts you.
Just smile & say:

Thanks for giving me the chance
to find someone better than you.!

A successful man / woman

A successful man is one
who makes more money
than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one
who can find such a man.