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Wife:What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

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Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

What's the diff between Dava & Daru?

What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Smiling has always been easier than . . .

Just because my eyes do not show tears,
doesn't mean my heart doesn't cry n i don't get hurt.

Just because I come out strong, doesn't mean
there is nothing wrong.

Often I choose to pretend that I'm happy.

So I don't have to explain myself to people
who'll never understand.

Smiling has always been easier than
explaining y I'm sad...!

So much of love on anyone!

Don't show so much of love
on anyone
because
it creates a non-curable pain
when they avoid u.

It's all in you

Always do wat u r afraid to do in life because,
to the questions of life
You are the answer
&
To the problems of life
You are the solution

Its all in "U". :)

I will trust you again

A Nice Line Said By A Broken Heart

"Plz Dont Come One More Time Infront Of Me,
Otherwise
I'll Trust U Again"

khush rehne ki duaaein di hain

Is dil ke har dhadkan ka ehsaas ho tum.
Tum kya jaano hamare liye kitne khaas ho tum.

juda ho k tumne hame maut se bhi battar sazaa di hai,
Phir bhi is tadapte dil ne tumhe khush rehne ki duaaein di hai.

Harder to run away

Did You Know . . .?
That
"HEELS" Are Man's Invention
To Make It Harder For A
Woman To Run Away.

Let us keep ourself challenging

Most of us never reach the level of achievement
of which we are capable
because we don't challenge ourselves . . .
let us keep ourself challenging.