SMS / Text Messages

Stop looking at girls

Aftr engagemnt!
Girl:
Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now!

Boy:
Oho what do u mean,
if i m on diet,
that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . . :-D

Close to my heart

Sometimes My eyes get jealous of my Heart!!!
You Know Why?
Because.....
You Always Remain close to my HEART
n far from my EYES.

I have lots of jokes in my inbox

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can't send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I'm sending you just 1 joke
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"You are so beautiful"

Never say u r happy when u r sad

never say u r happy when u r sad..
never say u r fine when u r not ok..
never say u feel good when u feel bad,..
never say u r alone when i m still alive...
good luck and best wishes for ever.............

Flying papers, multi colours of balloon

Flying papers,
multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom,
fantastic people,
love and laughter.
What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 

I love your smile

Ultimate insult..

I Iove your smile becoz..
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My favorite colour is "YELLOW"!! :D'

I am using your wife

A man received message from his neighbour.

Sorry sir I am using your wife.
I am using day and night.
I am using when u r not present at home.
In fact I am using more than U R using.
I confess this because now I feel very much guilt.
Hope U will accept my sincere apologies.

Man went home and had a big fight with his wife.

Few minutes later he received another massage.

Sorry Sir spelling / auto correct mistake ...
it's not wife but WIFI.