Medical Question:

Q. Define Love And Describe In Detail.

Ans. A Serious Disorder Of Heart Due To Relationship Between Men And Women That Can Sometime Cause Death Of 1 Or Both Depending On The Resistance Associated.

Types:
1 Way
And 2 Way.

Age:
Usualy Occurs In Puberty Bt Nowdays It Can B Found In Any Age Group.

Sites Affected:
Brain And Heart

Risk Factors:
- Teenagers
- Boys Without Sisters
- Girls Without Brothers

Etiology:
- Time Pass
- Desired To Be Loved
- Money And Beauty

Symptoms:
- Tension
- Daydream
- Tachycardia
- Insomnia
- Phone Addict
- No Concentration

Investigation:
- Diary
- Album
- Books
- Mobile (Most Confirmatory)

Treatment:
Anti Therapy By Father, Or Brother Or Mom's Chappal. ;->

A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School.
Teacher : Whats Your Name ?
Boy : Ahmad
Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today.

Boy Went Home. Mom Asked:
How Was The Day Ahmad.
Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny.

Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up.

Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised.

Teacher :What Happend Johnny?

Boy : Ma'am, Just 4 Hours After I Became American, I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis!

Ap lakh bhula k dekh lo
hum dilse yad ayenge

honge apke bade chahne wale
hum sabse badhke chahenge

ap pani p p k thak jana
hum hichkian ban ban ke ayenge.

Meaning of Pakistan in 2008
P = Petrol 68.89
A = Aata 26 rs kg
K = Khudkash hamle
I = Ilm ki Kami
S = Sarko Pe Pani
T = Traffic Jam
A = Awam Pareshan
N = No Electricity

Chiraghon se agar andhere door hote,
To chandni ki chaahat kyun hoti,

Kat sakti agar ye zindgi akailay,
To dost naam ki cheez hi kyun hoti?

Na illm tha mohabbat kya cheez hai,
Na bekarari na rusvayi ka pata tha,

Tum kya aaye mere zindagi mein,
Hum apna naam tak bhool chuke.

My Msg 2 da wrld!

If u like me,
raise your hands

.. if not,

then raise your standards!!

Pane se khone ka maza aur hai,
Band aankho se dekhne ka maza kuch aur hai,

Aansu bane lafz aur lafz bane ghazal,
Teri yaado ke saath jine ka maza kuch aur hai.