Hindi Funny SMS / Text Messages

Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di

Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya
per tu itna dara huwa Q hai?

Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha
"Phir Milenge"

Naujawanon come forward.

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Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Sardarji does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon,

I was the 10 in line!

Chappal badal li

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Kisi nay dil badal liya,
Kisi nay dharkan badl li,

Aap k paas kuch nahin tha badalnay ko,
to
aap nay masjid main ja kar chappal badal li:p

Ek Kutta subah se sham tak

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Ek Kutta subah se sham tak
bhonkta raha bao baobaobao
baobaobao
bao baobaobao
bao bao baobao...
Vo to bechara kutta hai,
tum kyu bhonk rahay ho ?

Aisa DOSTANA humara,

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Aisa DOSTANA humara,
Mein KASHTI tu KINARA,
Mein VARSHA tu BADAL,
Mein RAAZMA tu CHAWAL,
Mein HOT tu COOL,
Mein APRIL tu FOOL.
Ha Ha Ha.....

Sardar falling in love!

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Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!

Ik larki thi deewani si

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Ik larki thi deewani si
Mobile lay kay chalti thi
Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar
Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujh se
Mujh se poocha karti thi
ON kaise hota hai?
yeh
ON kaise hota hai?

Kaash dil ki hasrat poori ho jayai

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Kaash dil ki hasrat poori ho jayai,
Aap dain miss call or wo receive ho jayai,

Sub bhoo ker kerain hum ghanton batain,
Hoosh tub ayai jub aapka balance khatam ho jayai ;-)