Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road....why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office
Sardar sms / text messages & jokes (urdu/hindi/english)
Sardar SMS / Text Messages
Sitting on the top of mountain
(48 votes, average: 3.96 out of 5)
Loading...Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying....
When a person asked what he was doing....
He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!
A Teacher lecturing on population
(49 votes, average: 4.12 out of 5)Loading...A Teacher lecturing on population -
In India after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up-
we must find & stop her!.
Why r all these people running?
(50 votes, average: 4.28 out of 5)Loading...Sardar-
why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
(43 votes, average: 4.09 out of 5)Loading...How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I'll drink poison n let lion eat me.
This horrible thing is what you call modern art
(36 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)Loading...Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
I wanna die like my grandpa
(37 votes, average: 3.59 out of 5)Loading...Sardar's wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..
Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.
(45 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5)Loading...Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar:
"Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back."
Go and water the plants
(44 votes, average: 3.95 out of 5)Loading...Sardar told his servant:
Go and water the plants. Servant
its already raining. Sardar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go.
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Sardar : u will go to jail..
(63 votes, average: 4.27 out of 5)Loading...Teacher: "I killed a person"
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
(197 votes, average: 3.84 out of 5)Loading...Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.