Simply a hilarious collection of santa banta sms jokes / text messages.
Funny Santa banta Jokes SMS Messages in English
Santa Banta SMS / Text Messages
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
(147 votes, average: 4.15 out of 5)
Loading...An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell
(132 votes, average: 3.90 out of 5)Loading...A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I'm coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.
Google or Yahoo ???
(126 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5)Loading...Santa:- 'Which is better?
Google or Yahoo..?'
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Banta- 'Oh wait.I'll search it on
Google'... :D ;)
Titanic was sinking.
(122 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!
It's only with a female
(88 votes, average: 4.03 out of 5)Loading...American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.
Santa: In India, it is only with a female
Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
(156 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5)Loading...Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don't take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me
What a shot you made - santa singh
(52 votes, average: 3.62 out of 5)Loading...An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.
Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!‚
Thats a lucky match stick
(53 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light.
He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.
“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?‚ asked the another man.
Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.‚
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
(43 votes, average: 3.70 out of 5)Loading...Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta, I have reason 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don't believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
Banta to his new bride
(33 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married,
do you think you will be able
to live on my small income?‚
“Of course, dear, no trouble,‚ she replied.
“But what will you live on?‚
I will never marry in my life
(49 votes, average: 4.16 out of 5)Loading...Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?
Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and
I'll give same advice to my children also.