Simply a hilarious collection of santa banta sms jokes / text messages.
Funny Santa banta Jokes SMS Messages in English
Santa Banta SMS / Text Messages
Coffee and wine shop difference
(137 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5)
Loading...Santa-What Is Difference
Between COFFEE Shop & WINE
Shop?
Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The
Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE
Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
(89 votes, average: 4.30 out of 5)Loading...Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.
Kissing ur wife in ur home....
(103 votes, average: 3.99 out of 5)Loading...A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
"He's not my friend."
Lion bounced on wife
(229 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
(147 votes, average: 4.15 out of 5)Loading...An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell
(132 votes, average: 3.90 out of 5)Loading...A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I'm coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.
Google or Yahoo ???
(126 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5)Loading...Santa:- 'Which is better?
Google or Yahoo..?'
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Banta- 'Oh wait.I'll search it on
Google'... :D ;)
Titanic was sinking.
(122 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!
It's only with a female
(88 votes, average: 4.03 out of 5)Loading...American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.
Santa: In India, it is only with a female
Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
(156 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5)Loading...Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don't take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me
What a shot you made - santa singh
(52 votes, average: 3.62 out of 5)Loading...An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.
Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!‚