Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Dear Guys,
May your life be as awesome
as you pretend it is on
Facebook __ :-D

Dear Girls,
May your life not be as bad
as you pretend it is on
Facebook __ :-P

Same mobile phone chargers

Life would be so much easier
If everyone had the same
mobile phone charger:-P

"Anni paa dety"

koi Book aesi milti jis pey Dil luta dety,
Her subject ney demagh khaya kisi 1 ko nipta dety,

Ab sylabus dekh ker ye sochten hain k,
1 maheena or hota to anni paa dety

Drive merceded, go 2 swizterland

if u want to drive "Mercedez"
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& wish 2go2 switzerland,
& like to stay in 5 star hotel,
then visit our website
www.apni ouqat mai raho.com

Kon ziyadah khobsorut hay

Professor:
Tum 20 saal ki larki
Su shaadi kroge ya
Apne sy 20 saal bari say ... ?

Student:
Sir ! Depend karta hy k
Kon khoobsurat hay !
Aap ki beti ya aap ki biwi

My name is Sunlight.

Teacher:"What is your name?".
Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight."

Happy January..!

The first gush of chilly winds!
The familiar anticipation of long walks!
cold nose, numb feet, warm breaths!
The fog!
The vermillion tree leaves!
Oranges, Coffee, Friends!
"The best is yet to come"
Thats the message winters bear..
So make lasting memories..!

Happy January !

Guiness Book Of World Record

Guiness Book Of World Record

Aik Pakistani Ne Kal 24 Ghanton
Tak Pani Me Saans Band Kr K Naya
Record Qaim Kiya
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" Janaza Aaj 4 Bajay Hai "

Best way to release office stress

The best way to
release office stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud
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"Bhaar Main Jaye Company ...":D