Fact of Life :-
If a girl cries,
there may be thousand reasons.
But if a boy cries,
there is only one reason:
"GIRL"
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Aapki kanjusi dil ko bha gai
(8 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
Loading...Aapki kanjusi dil ko bha gai,
Hamain bhi apne balance ki qadar aagai,
Socha ab aapkomessage na karain,
Magar ye kambakht dosti hamain yaad aagai.
Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES
(11 votes, average: 4.09 out of 5)Loading...Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES
TEEN AGE
Have Time & Energy Bt No Money
WORKING AGE
Hv Money & Energy Bt No Time
OLD AGE
Hv Time & Money Bt No Energy
Why Pakistanis are easy to identify..??
(8 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Why Pakistanis are easy to identify..??
*Everything cooked in ginger garlic paste and onion.
*Re-use of gift wrappers.
*Always arive atleast an hour late to a party.
*All siblings have rhyming names.
*Talk for an hour at the gate when leave someone's house.
*You live with your parents even when you are 40 years old.
*Sofas and carpets are covered with bedsheets.
*Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control. :-D
Tring tring .. inbox kholo
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...Tring Tring..
Inbox kholo
Aap k liye phool bheijay hain
--;--;--<@ --;--;--<@ --;--;--<@ ab SMS send kero warna phol wapis karo
That means I must have really escaped.
(7 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5)Loading...A man phones a mental hospital
and asks the receptionist
if there is anybody in Room 27 ?
She goes and checks,
and comes back to the phone,
telling him that the room is empty
“Good,‚ says the man.
“That means I must have really escaped.‚
Their daddy becomes the mummy
(13 votes, average: 3.69 out of 5)Loading...Q: Why are Egyptians Children always confused?
A: Because after death,
their daddy becomes the mummy.
Our love is heard like a ring tone.
(9 votes, average: 3.44 out of 5)Loading...In my heart our love is heard like a ring tone.
In my ears Ur speech is heard like voice mail.
But when I called for response
Subscriber cant reach at the moment.
So please keep active my Heart
(8 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Ur sms is electrical activity of my Heart...!
Ur miss call is beat of my Heart...!
Ur call is blood circulation of my heart...!
So please keep my active Heart...!
By face how do i look?
(10 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...By face how do i look?
Innocent!
Sharp!
Proud!
Full of attitude!
Decent!
Illmanerd!
Funny!
Cute!
Zidi!
Pretty!
Send it 2 all ur frndz ,
n c wat they think abt u..But reply me 1st!
Have a Great Sunday...
(9 votes, average: 2.78 out of 5)Loading...Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday
and asked Thursday whether Friday
has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday.
Have a Great Sunday...
Have you caught the thief
(7 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)Loading...Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief?
Sharef : No, but I found some trace of him.
Police Inspector : What?
Sharef : Finger prints.
Police Inspector : Where?
Sharef : On my cheeks.