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Attachment is not when two people chat day & night
Attachment is not when two people can’t live without each other
Attachment is not when two people can’t stay away from each other for a moment
But when the HR sends an email to you with subject as
"Increment letter" and the attached file is missing..
That’s when you realize the true meaning of Attachment !!
Aankho mein ansu aa jatte hai,
Phir bhi labo par hasi rakhni parrti hai,
Ye haal tabhi hota hai,
Jab lambe safar main susu rokni parrti hai€¦.
U don;t know sumthing?
Google it !
U don't know sumone?
Facebook it !
You don't find sumthing?
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MUMMY !! :D
Sum things, nevr change.. :)
Teen bachche apne baap ki taarif kar rahe the.
1st- Mere pitaji bahut garam chai pi jate hain.
2nd- Bas mere pitaji to khaulta hua chai aaram se pi jate hain.
3rd- Ye to kuch bhi nahi,
mere pitaji to chaypatti,dudh,shakkar,
muh me dal lete hain aur
stove par baith jaate hai.....
Don't take your phone inside the bathroom
That's probably the only time in whole day
When you spend time with yourself only
- Modern Proposal in Mobile Era-
Sweet Heart,
I Want To Spend The
Rest Of My Battery Life
With You
Mobile Texting With 3% Battery
Is A Lot Like The Band Playing
While
Titanic Sank
Petals of yesterday has withered into the past.
Tomorrow is unopened bud that may destroy by rude frost.
So today is the full bloom of life.
we never know what will happen in flux of time,
so enjoy ur life to the fullest
aquarium mai 2 fishes teir rahi hain
ab batao un mai se nur kon aur mada kon?
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Interesting Definitions
SCHOOL;
A Place where Papa Pays & Son Plays
Life Insurnce;
A Contract that keeps U poor all Ur life so that U can die Rich
Doctor;
A person who kills Ur ills by pills
& kills U by bills
Mariage;
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
& a woman gains her Master
Smile;
A curve that can set a lot of things straight
Atom Bomb;
An invention to end all inventions.
Question : When do you CONGRATULATE
someone for their MISTAKE.
Definition of Human being by a philosopher:
A creature that cuts trees
and makes paper,
and on those papers
writes
"SAVE TREES"