Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Tum apun ko itna SMS karta hai,
Apun ko REPLY kerno ko majbor kerta hai,
Kia is k peechay koi PLAN hai,
Ya auron ki tarhan tum bhi apun ka FAN hai:p

For a GIRL Who says,"All BOYS are the same"
should be asked;

Who told HER to try ALL OF THEM!!:-P

Coolest mom of the millenium:
Girl: mom, i want some fresh air.. Can i go for a walk?
Mom: yes, but tell your "fresh air" to drop you home by 9 pm..!! :-P
awara beti ki awara amma. . . :D

Awesome & meaningful Quotes by one & only Film Actress MEERA:->

-Don't talk in front of my back.

-Both of U 3 get out of my room.

-Open the window, let the environment come in.

-I have 2 sisters both are girls.

-All of U stand in a straight circle.

-Give me a red pen of any colour.

A Rabbit Runs,Jumps
& Lives Only For 15 yrs.

While a Turtle Doesn't Run
Does Nothing.
Yet lives for 300 yrs.

Moral:
Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;)
Good Night :-)

Aim in life should b 654321

Shocked?

6-Six digit salary
5-Five working days
4-Four wheeler car
3-Three room flat
2-Two cute childrn
1-One sweetheart :-D

Select any number 4 ur lifepartner
(1)
(2)
(3)
(4)
(5)
(6)

Reply is must 2 get answer

Answers (more…)

jeevan me paise, pyaar, dost,
sab kuch aata hai jaata hai,
par tode gaye daant phir nhi aate,
samajhdar ho ummeed hai msg bhejte rahoge.