6 year old boy : I love you mom !!!
Mom : awww..! I love you too!
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17 year old boy : I love you mom!
Mom : sorry, I have no money!!! :d
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Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages
It's not going to work between me and you (diet)
Dear diet,
It's not me, It's you
I just don't think its going to work between us,
You are boring, tasteless
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I can't stop cheating on you
What was the first thing
Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?‚
Witness: “He said, Where am I, Cathy?‚
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?‚
Witness: “My name is Susan.‚
Three Skeletons Talking ..
Three Skeletons Talking ..
1st Skeleton : I M The Most Skinny Looking Skeleton In The World .
2nd Skeleton : No I M The Thinnest Skeleton In The World .
3rd Skeleton : Errr... I Think You Haven't Heard About Sara ;-)
Skeleton Shocked :-p
Humsafar Rocked
Prefer texting over calls
I Prefer Texting Over
Phone Calls
Because
It Gives Me More Time
To Think About What To Say:)
Solution for all the problems
We Have Solution For All The Problems
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When They R Not Ours:p
Man and woman sent on earth
Man was sent on Earth to "suffer",
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Woman was sent to " ensure that it happens"
Dr. Sarfraz Ahmed (Arizona 1904)
Husband at the bank
Wife called her husband
Wife: honey where are you?
Husband: I'm at the bank.
Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry,
5000 to do my hair and
10,000 to buy a dress.
Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river.
Do you want fish to cook?
Explain the word "Automatically"
Explain the word "Automatically"
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nahin pata?
OK ok I will explain
agar koi ganji larki rakshay main
baithi ho to us ko kehte hain
"Auto_me_takli"
Alphabets for fashion geeks :p
This Is How Fashion Freaks
Learn Alphabets Today:
A For Armani
B - Burberry
C - Chanel
D - Dior
E - Escada
F - Fendi
G - Gucci
H - Hermes
I - Iceberg
J - Jimmy Choo
K - Karl Lagerfeld
L - Louis Vuitton
M - Manolo Blahnik
N - Nina Ricci
O - Oscar De La Renta
P - Prada
Q - Mcqueen
R - Ralph Lauren
S -Salvatore Ferragamo
T - Tods
U - Ungaro
V - Versace
W - Wolfgang Joop
X - 2-Xist
Y - Yves Saint Laurent
Z - Zara
U b d Sun of my life ?
Boy : Would You Like To Be The Sun Of My Life ?
Girl : Awwww ... Yes !
Boy : Then Stay 9,995,887.6 Miles Away From Me :P
Girl wearing a very short skirt
A girl wearing a very short skirt visited her boyfriend.
Boyfriend:Will your mum not say anything about your dress?
Girl:She will be very angry with me because I'm wearing her skirt.