Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

6 truths of life:-
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

I like u, miss u, love u

I like u
I miss u
I love u
I find u my best friend
I respect u
I care u
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All are examples of
present indefinite tense:-P

Wait for the waiter

When You "Wait" For A Waiter In A Restaurant,
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Aren't You The Waiter?:p

Golden rule to be happy with man/woman

Golden Rule:-
'To be happy with a man,
love him little and understand him a lot.

To be happy with a woman,
love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her :)"

What a man can be, he must be.

A musician must make music,
an artist must paint,
a poet must write,
if he is to be at peace with himself.
What a man can be, he must be.

Difference between deciding and doing

5 frogs were sitting on a wall
4 decided to jump off.
How many left now??

still 5.

because There€™s a lot of difference between
Deciding and doing

Fast food of tiger

Two Tigers Were Resting Under A Tree..
Suddenly A RABBIT Passed Very Fast
Tiger Could Not Make Out & Asked
"What Was That?"

2nd Tiger Smiled And Said:
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Fast Food :p

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Man seem to love fruit salad

Women are like fruits
Every woman has her own unique taste & color
The problem is the men
They seem to love fruit salad