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Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face

ur style

ur nature

ur smile

ur looks

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR film dikhai na?

Chalo thanks bolo;-)

Roses r lal skies r nila

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Roses r lal
skies r nila,
ur brain is like khali patila.
Bura man liya?

O.K

Roses r red
skies r blue,
I born smart
what d hell hapened to u.

Thora sa or bura manlo :p

Your 5 qualities

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Ur 5 qualities:

1---------

2---------

3---------

4---------

5---------

Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

Only you were selected

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My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,

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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol?

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Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol?

When u c mirror & u don't laugh at yourself,
that is ignorance!

&
When i look at u & i don't laugh,
thats called self control:-)

I just feel u....

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I just feel u....

Whenever I feel u....
I just miss u .....
Whenever i miss u ....
I just wanna See u ....
Do u know why.......

It's juts because ............

******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.

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Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
"We want 2 disturb some good person."
I suggest them your name.
They said,
"We cannot disturb our boss."

Is liye farz tha aap ko batana

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Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,

Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

jao nahao (,?. *,?.)

God has given many qualities to you

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God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more......this is call as
"Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan..."

U r a nice person...

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U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....

Mental hospital is not so far

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Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,

And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.