Funny SMS / Text Messages

Father to son:
whenever i beat you,
you dont get annoyed,
how you control your anger?

son: i start cleaning the toilet
seat with your toothbrush

In art gallery couple sees picture of a girl

In art gallery couple sees
picture of a girl covered by leaf.
Husband keeps watching.

Wife: ab chalo gay ya PAT JHARR
ka intezar kertay raho gay.

Name one important thing

TEACHER: Arshad, name one important thing
we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

Arshad: Me!

Past year performance repeated.

Tom : How should I convey the
news to my father that I've failed?

David: You just send a telegram:
Result declared, past year's performance repeated.

A man received an unknown call..

A man received an unknown call..
Girl : hello do you have a gf??
Man : no, who are you darling?
Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u

Again man got a call
Girl : do u have a gf??
Man : yes darling
Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u
Man : oh sorry honey i didn't recognise u
Girl : m Diana i knew it that u have a wife, Hate u liar...

Man : wtf..... :-P:-D

What is a girl friend?

What is a girl friend?

Addition of problems,
subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies
&
division of friends.

I want to share all your worries

Girl: When we get married,
I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you,
darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet.

When I was born...Devil said

When I was born
Devil said...Oh Shit!!!
Another GOOD PERSON!!!..
&
When u were born devil said ...
Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....

Full form of maths

Full form of maths

M=mentally
A=admited
T=teacher
H=harassing
S=students