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1. MONTHS After They Broke Up

MONTHS After They Broke Up, He asked her: If he ever crossed her mind? She replied with: "You Never Left It" She asked him: If he still loved her? He replied with: "I never stopped"

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3. Usama asked Kajol

Usama asked Kajol,"hows ur life?" She replied,"kabhi khushi kabhi ghum." Then Kajol asked Usama,"what abt U?" He replied,"kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB."

4. Girl falling from 80th floor

A girl Fell Down from 80th floor, A boy caught her on 65th floor and asked her... will u hug me...? She replied.., offcourse not... he dropped her. ........... she was caught on 30th floor by another boy.... He asked her, will u kiss me..? no not at all, she replied he dropped her too.. […]

5. Love is....

Love is sweets and honey Love is sometimes for your heart Love is sometimes for the money Love is passionate Love is blind Love is destined Love is cruel and kind Love is forever Love is for a night Love is fading Love is at first sight Love is unrequited Love is for another Love […]

6. My nights are going sleepless

My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, “is this love?‚ GOD replied, “no dear, result is near‚

7. Why do muslim covers females?

A Christian Guy Asked a Muslim Guy: Why Do Your Females Cover Up Their Body & Hair? The Muslim Guy Smiled & Took Out 2 Sweets, He Opened One & Kept The Other One Wrapped. He Threw Them Both On The Dusty Floor & Asked The Christian: Now If I Ask You To Take One […]

8. What if I cheat you?

Once A Boy Asked His Girlfriend "What Would You Do If I Cheat On You ??" Then The Girl Replied, "Trusting You Is My Decision And Proving Me Right Is your Choice"!

9. Best medicine is care and love

A wise Physician said "I have been practicing medicines for 30 years and I have prescribed many things but in the long run I have learned that the best medicine for human creature is "CARE and LOVE" Someone asked , if it doesn't work? He smiled and answered "INCREASE THE DOSE"

10. What is dream ?

An 0utstanding Answer By A Child When Asked, "What is DREAM..?" He Replied: "Where There Is No Price Tags 0n The Toys Which I Love n Like The Most..." =)

11. Sitting on the top of mountain

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!

12. Special at first sight

Everybody seems to be SPECIAL at first sight, But only the SPECIAL ones maintain their level of dignity till the last sight of the life.

13. Positive thought

A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight. . . . Dad asked: "how did u feel?" . . . It replied: "Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me" Moral: Take evrything positively

14. I knocked at HEAVENS door

I knocked at HEAVENS door GOD asked" What is your wish of today?" I said " Plz protect love and BLESS the one reading this message" GOD smiled and replied " GRANTED "

15. Some one asked about my past

Some one asked about my past I replied - SCHOOL: 2 + 2 = 4. HOMEWORK: 2 + 4 + 2 = 8. EXAM: Juan has 4 apples, His train is 7 minutes early, Calculate the suns mass :D

16. Let your aim be better than before

A.r rehman was asked at his award function: "which is your best music?" he replied, "my next music" so let ur aim be better than before.

17. What is a grownup joke?

A sardarji's boy asked his dad: What is a grownup joke? Sardar ji replied: any joke which is eighteen years old

18. No 1 will touch ur mom

A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him: dad why do you keep on telling everyone that your dying of AIDS. He replied: "So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom"

19. Girl fully exhausted

A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, When her friends asked her what happened? She replied : When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years, "I thought It was MONEY"

20. Friendship is all about 3 things

Friendship is all about 3 things Winning Losing n Sharing Winning your friends heart, Losing your ego, and Sharing joys and sorrows.

21. Sahir Lodhi Was A Class Monitor

In School Days, Sahir Lodhi Was A Class Monitor!! 1 Day A New Teacher Asked Him. "How Many Students R there In Ur Class??? He Replied: "32 Girls, 44 Boys & Me'':-D

22. 3 new girl friends.

Maths teacher asked JOHNY "If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA, 3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ? JOHNY replied "Sir! 3 new girl friends".

23. The Thread asked the Candle

The Thread asked the Candle: "Why do You dissolve yourself, when I burn?" Candle replied: "You R my heart. If U suffer, I'm bound to shed Tears 4 U" That's a Relationship!

24. Hidden happiness within you

A Man Asked A Sculptorist: "How Do You Make Such Beautiful Idols From Stone?" He Replied: "Idols & Images Are Already Hidden There... I Remove Unwanted Stone 0nly..!" Moral: Your HAPPINESS Is HIDDEN Within You, Just Remove Your W0RRIES!

25. A man who is not

A man who is not beautiful at the age of 20 is never beautiful A man who is not strong at the age of 30 is never strong A man who is not wise at the age of 40 is never wise -- Nepolian

26. Happy Halloween

A black baby was given a set of wings by God. The baby asked "Does this mean I'm an angel". God laughed and replied, "Nah niggah u is a bat!" Happy Halloween

27. Sardar filed an application 4 divorce

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children? Sardar replied : Ok! We will apply next year.

28. I am teaching history.

A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked,"Anything new at work? He replied, No, I am teaching history.

29. A sardar went to Pizza Hut

A sardar went to Pizza Hut. There he ordered a Pizza. The Waiter asked him: Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces. Sardar replied: O 4 hi le aa yaar, 8 to nahin khaye jayein gay

30. Luck, Future and mother

Once I Asked My Luck How My Future Is In Ur View? Luck Replied! I'm Surprised That U Hv A Sweet Mother & U R Asking Me Abt Luck, Go & Listen Ur Mother's Prayer U Will Judge Ur Self Where U Will Stand In Future

31. Listen without losing ur temper

When you develop the ability to listen to anything without losing your temper or self-confidence, it means you have become EDUCATED.

32. Trust Allah when misfortune happens

A sailor was stuck in an island Where he was the only survivor! He made a hut for his shelter. Day and night, He was praying and waiting for someone To rescue him but nobody came! He stored food in the hut for his survival. But one day! The hut got burnt to ashes and […]

33. Can kids of our age have kids?

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: "can kids of our age have kids?" Teacher replied " NO Never!!" Boy said to girl : "see i told you not to worry!!!!".