Sometimes u will never know
the true value of moment
until it becomes a MEMORY.

An old rich man marries a young girl.
Interviewer ask to girl-
aap nay in main shadi ke liye kya dekha?
girl- ek to inki income, aur doosre inke din kam.

Flowers die,
Stories end,
Songs fade,
Memories are forgotten,
All things come 2 end,
But people like u r remembered forever,
Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE

I'm trying to free your mind.
But I can only show you the door.
You're the one
That has to walk through it.

U may meet people,
better than me,
funnier than me,
more beautiful than me,
but one thing i can say 2 u _ _
I will always be there 4 u when they all leave u.

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.

Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born

Employer: In this job we need someone who is responsible.

Applicant: I'm the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible.

Behavior is a mirror
in which every one
displays his own image

Reflections can't be changed,
by changing a mirror.!