Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

True saying....
Women never dress up to impress man,

She dress up to irritate other women.

Most expensive way to sleep

The Most Expensive Way
To Sleep With A Woman Is..
.
.
.
Marriage!

Sorry for late SMS

Sorry for late SMS
Actually police arrested me for killing a girl
I swear I didn't kill her
I just asked her ,"will u marry me?"
and
woh khushi se mar gaye:D:p

Most unfulfilled desire ..

The most unfulfilled desire
Of all science students is
A bomb should have
Fallen instead of
An apple on newton!

Allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women

Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.

9 Highly disappointing situations -

Highly disappointing situations
Your best friend weds your lover!:'(
A close friend avoiding without reason! :(
10 mark question asked for 2mark! :(
Principal sitting near you on tour! :(
EXtremly good looking guy/girl crossing you wen you are with your mom/dad! :(
Teachers distributing your test papers in front of your juniors!:/
Friend calling on b'day n not wishing! :@
Dear one suddenly stopped messaging! :o
Leaving this post without liking it too! :p

Algorithm follow by majority of girls on facebook

Algorithm follow by majority of girls on facebook
1.Upload a new profile pic
2.Wait for everyone & I mean almost everyone to like and or comment "cute,"cho..chweet","awww","awesome" etc..
3.Be happy...
4.Respond to every comment and like INDIVIDUALLY
5.Be happy again!!!
6.Goto step 1. :p

Side effect of excess study

Side effect of excess study :p
A Guy Went To A Restaurant,
He Wanted To See The Menu
But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;

He Asked Waiter,
"Syllabus Lana Zara":-P

I found Aladin's lamp today. :P

Husband : I found Aladin's lamp today. :P
.
Wife : wow, what did u ask for darling ?? :D
.
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Husband : I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
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Wife : oh..darling..luv u so much.. :-*
.
Did he do that ??
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Husband : He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero. :P :P

If somebody comes n tells u

If somebody comes n tells u,
That u r fool, lazy & stupid!

Don't b afraid, go to him,

Catch his neck,
and tell him
"Kisay hor noo naa dasin"