Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Do u know what is difference
Between radio and akhbar?
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Simple
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Akhbaar me hum rotyaan bech sakte
and radio mai nahin :p

Corporate Lessons

"We will do it"
Means
"U will do it."

"U have done a great job"
Means
"More work will be given to u."

"We r a team"
Means
"I am not the only one to be blamed."

"That is a good question"
Means
"I do not know anything about it."

"All the best "
Means
"U r in trouble." :)

My phone is like my lover...
It's the last thing I see at night,
and the first thing
I wake up to ever morning!

Unfortunately, without my cellphone, I wouldn't

1. know what time it is
2. be able to solve a math question
3. know a single phone number
4. know the date
5. be able to text my friend when I'm at their house
6. take a snap shot at a picture-perfect time
7. be able to wake up from an alarm in the morning
8. find my way in the dark.

At night if mosquito bites what to do..?
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Just scratch n sleep again !
We r not Rajnikant 2 make the Mosquito say Sorry:p

Man: Among my 4 sons 3 r ENGINEERS.
Friend: 4th? Man:
He didn't study & became a barber.
Friend: Y don't u throw him out?
Man: y should i?
He's the only 1 who earns!

Graduation speech:

I would like to thank,
The Internet, Google, Wikipedia,
Microsoft Office and
The one who invented copy paste!

In a way
I feel sorry for the kids of next generation
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They'll have parents
Who know how to check
"Last call duration",
Sent msgs,
And "browser history" :p