Men are like Bluetooth: He is connected to you when you are nearby, but searches for other devices when you are away.. Women are like Wi-Fi: She sees all available devices but connects to the strongest one...
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? Click here or below for the answer
Someone asked a women r u a working woman or a housewife? Her answer , "yes i am a ful time working housewife, I work 24 hours a day... I am an alarm clock,a cook, a maid,a teacher,a waiter,a nanny,a nurse,a handyman,a security officer,a counsellor and a comforter. I don't get holidays, sick leave or […]
Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth which is 6" long and move it in and out and wait for a white substance to come out? Girl: y do u ask such question to me. i cant tell such words Boy:dont worry its tooth brush