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Ladies hostel caught Fire
Ladies hostel caught Fire
It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control
& another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen
- A candle may melt n its fire may die
- The fire of jahanam will not touch
- Caught sleeping together
- Last Nite i Caught some StaRs
- Doubt that the stars are fire
- Don't be upset and get caught up with things
- Have you caught the thief
- 10 marks in an exam
- Do U Know The Meaning Of Healthy Life
- When do you want to start?
- Girl falling from 80th floor
- Einstein's theory of Relativity
- HAVE A GR8 RAKHI BHAYYA
- Happy New Year's Prayer For Daddy
- Hi i am marrying next week
- The Older One Should Sit Here
- Happy Easter to You
- It's Like Facebook In Real Life.
- Friends are like fishes
- Why Pakistanis are easy to identify..??
- A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house
- An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
- Terrorist hijacked 747 lawyers.
- Have a happy and a memorable holiday!
- Funny fact of studies
- A bull and a cow is grazing in the field
- May This Halloween ...
- May This Diwali be as bright as ever.
- Wish u a very happy Ramadan Mubarak
- Why would I bring you chocolate
- A candle may melt
- Ramadan is a month of Allah
- Missing me and reading my SMS
A candle may melt and its fire may die, but the love you have given me will always stay as a flame in my heart.
The fire of jahanam will not touch the person who recites "Allah-huma aajir-ni minan-naar"
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina Boy2.Oh! I know her Boy1:How? Boy2:v were caught sleeping together Boy1:What the hell? Boy2.during lecture in maths class Think +ve:)
Last Nite i Caught some StaRs*** I'll Give them 2 the PeOple whO r juSt so SpaRklingly Special. 2 Me.... * . . * / Catch it....its 4 U 2 make ur Day a happiest Day Eid Mubarak
Doubt that the stars are fire, doubt that the sun doth move, doubt truth to be a liar, but never doubt I love.
Don't be upset and get caught up with things or people that cannot change. Instead, move on, let go and focus on what you are able to change. The things that enhance your life. You deserve to be happy. Good Morning
Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief? Sharef : No, but I found some trace of him. Police Inspector : What? Sharef : Finger prints. Police Inspector : Where? Sharef : On my cheeks.
Question: "How to kill an ant?" Asked in an exam for 10 marks! Student: Mix chilli powder with sugar, & Keep it outside the ant's hole After eating, ant will search for some water near a water tank. Push ant in to it! Now ant will go to dry itself near fire, When it reaches […]
Do U Know The Meaning Of Healthy Life 1 Hour Exercise 2 Time Bath 3 Time Eat 5 Times Pray 6 Hour Sleep 8 Hour Work 1 Min Thinking Of Me
Boss:I will give you Rs.25 an hour starting today and in 3 months, I will raise it to Rs.50 an hour. When do you want to start? New employee:In 3 months.
A girl Fell Down from 80th floor, A boy caught her on 65th floor and asked her... will u hug me...? She replied.., offcourse not... he dropped her. ........... she was caught on 30th floor by another boy.... He asked her, will u kiss me..? no not at all, she replied he dropped her too.. […]
Put ur hand on a Hot Pan, a second seems an hour, But put ur hand on a Hot Girl An hour seems a second That's Einstein's theory of Relativity
Warm wishes on Rakhi Day! Rakhi Day is the day when special people like u r thought of fondly with luv & cheer. Hope every hour of this special day is filled with moments, that will bring happiness 4 U. HAVE A GR8 RAKHI BHAYYA With loads of love Yours ever loving sis
All My Prayers Are With You Even In The Darkest Hour Of Life. I Pray That This New Year Bring With It Light In Your Precious Life, The Courage To Fight With Your Vices And Also Make Peace With Everyone. Happy New Year Daddy
Hi i am marrying next week there will be a small party and only few persons will be invited Hey don't bring any gift just bring SOMEONE to marry me.
Two Ladies Fighting For A Seat In A Bus .. Bus Conductor: The Older One Should Sit Here Both Looked At Each Other And The Seat Remained Empty :P
Easter bring Fun, Easter bring Happiness, Easter bring God Endless Blessings, Easter bring fresh love... Happy Easter to You with all best wishes
Sunglasses: Allowing You To Stare At People Without Getting Caught. It's Like Facebook In Real Life.
Friends r like fishes. U have to sit patiently for a long time to catch a good one. Just like I caught u. so better stay nice otherwise I will FRY YOU..;)
Why Pakistanis are easy to identify..?? *Everything cooked in ginger garlic paste and onion. *Re-use of gift wrappers. *Always arive atleast an hour late to a party. *All siblings have rhyming names. *Talk for an hour at the gate when leave someone's house. *You live with your parents even when you are 40 years old. […]
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house... still he was in jail.......why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
An Aeroplane asks a Rocket How is that you can fly so fast? The Rocket replies you will know the pain when they put fire at your back!
Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers? A: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.
New Year is a time for celebration of love, of life, of Friendship. Therefore, it is the time to thank God for the wonderful friends, and to bring to their lives as much magic as they bring to ours. Have a happy and a memorable holiday!
This Funny fact always happen wid me: Study for one Hour- No One sees.! . . But pick up mobile just 4 a second, & Mom/Dad enters d room! ;)
Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field" Student : "A cow and a bull is grazing in the field" Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.
May This Halloween be as bright as ever. May this Halloween bring joy, health and wealth to you. May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives. May this Halloween bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for. May this Halloween […]
May This Diwali be as bright as ever. May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you. May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives. May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for. May this Diwali […]
May This Ramadan be as bright as ever. May this Ramadan bring joy, health and wealth to you. May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives. May this Ramadan bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for. May this Ramadan […]
My valentine: Why would I bring you chocolate when you are the treat. My valentine: Why would I bring you flowers when your smell is what's sweet. My valentine: Why would I buy you a card when the words can be heard through me. My valentine: Why would I take you out some place when […]
A candle may melt and it's fire may die, but the love you have given me will always stay as a flame in my heart.
Ramadan is a month of Allah Whose beginning is Mercy Whose middle is Forgiveness Whose end is Freedom from Fire
Let me guess what U R doing... Reading book? Na Na! Listining Music? Uhu! Watching TV? Nah! Caught U! Missing me and reading my SMS na.!! Oh now U R smiling.